Can Donald Trump please have state visits more often? It keeps him off Twitter, it distracts him from governing, it distracts him from how a shark named Robert Mueller is circling his White House, and QUITE FRANKLY it gives yr Wonkette a fucking break from the nightmare of the past couple years. We will get back to real news in a minute, we promise, unless you don't want us to, in which case we will just start writing listicles with animal .gifs from now on. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.
Donny did show his colours , a Real Estate Hustler in action .....
Macron's state visit was a success. His speech in Congress showed that a personal bond won't keep him from standing up to Donny's policies
You got the impression that Donny was not treating Macron as an equal. Because after showering his younger counterpart with nice-sounding compliments, showing him George Washington's home, Mount Vernon, and staging a pompous state dinner for him at the White House, Donny then publicly bashed all his proposals. The best answer Macron could get out of Donny was his standard…….. "we will know soon" …….remark.
Macron used his trip, particularly his Congressional speech, to outline and defend Western values and EU unity. By doing so emotionally and eloquently, he detailed a vision for the world that can be described as an antidote to Donny's worldview.
How did Trump fail to learn to appropriately touch other humans? He has the stunted gesture vocabulary of a improperly socialized, pathetically neglected child. (With apologies to real children who, unlike Trump, can be totally adorable social dorks.)
WHAT is this from?
It was the way he then mouthed "thank you" to her . She wasn't even looking at him
I’m looking forward to tomorrow morning’s Twitter tantrum about how Macron betrayed his love.
Trump, bro. Manny's just not that into you.
ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!! MONEY HONEY!!! WATERLOO!!!
God. Poor Macron. I hope the Senat gave him hazard pay for dealing with the Orange Stupid.
I went to the office of Mad Magazine in 2001. It was almost identical to when Bart Simpson visited it, I swear.
That's super cool
I know. He's like Lenny In Grapes of Wrath.
Thank you Evan. This made my French, Holocaust-surviving, tRump-despising, 85-year-old mom laugh with delight
Of course the French love the Commander in Cheeze... Hopefully with a nice Chianti.
Donny did show his colours , a Real Estate Hustler in action .....
Macron's state visit was a success. His speech in Congress showed that a personal bond won't keep him from standing up to Donny's policies
You got the impression that Donny was not treating Macron as an equal. Because after showering his younger counterpart with nice-sounding compliments, showing him George Washington's home, Mount Vernon, and staging a pompous state dinner for him at the White House, Donny then publicly bashed all his proposals. The best answer Macron could get out of Donny was his standard…….. "we will know soon" …….remark.
Macron used his trip, particularly his Congressional speech, to outline and defend Western values and EU unity. By doing so emotionally and eloquently, he detailed a vision for the world that can be described as an antidote to Donny's worldview.
Played doctor? You mean they took a handful of Ambien and got stinking, fall-down drunk?
Speechless
So that's what Donald looks like with a "natural" smile. Sad.
How did Trump fail to learn to appropriately touch other humans? He has the stunted gesture vocabulary of a improperly socialized, pathetically neglected child. (With apologies to real children who, unlike Trump, can be totally adorable social dorks.)