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Ricky Martin 2020!!!

What. C'mon. You know it would be the hawtest thing since Obama. *fans self* And still better than Cheetolini.

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Dudley( said with the correct local accent) - thats why she claims to be Serb.

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probably local slang for Jamaicans

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I commented on this when I got back to Seattle and the fucking awful drivers in my area. Speeding is a normal way to drive even in our 25mph neighbourhood. It was a pleasure to drive in Rocky and Townsville

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I have a basement in a smallish town. With a bed. You are most welcome

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Good Luck Morgan

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I thought he was his boyfriend, and then thinking 'my, PR sure is progressive'

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It could be both!

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All I can say "waaaaah!"

I hope it rains and hails on his property and nowhere else.

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Gracias, MM.

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the people of Puerto Rico, resilient and creative as ever, have found the humor:

gotta admire that kind of resilience after all the bullshit Puerto Rico has been through.

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I make this point weekly on Twitter, mostly to explain why a large number of Latinx families are already home. Goes over about as well as you’d expect.

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Surely not ALL of them.

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Sounds like a great plot for a Broadway hip-hop musical.

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I have a cellar. It comes with dragon sculptures and a decent sized teevee. If you stayed, I'd have to ask you not to open the closet door. We don't want to disturb the light cycle.

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Books? Is that what we’re calling them now?

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