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ReversePolarity's avatar

Ricky Martin 2020!!!

What. C'mon. You know it would be the hawtest thing since Obama. *fans self* And still better than Cheetolini.

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Dudley( said with the correct local accent) - thats why she claims to be Serb.

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

probably local slang for Jamaicans

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

I commented on this when I got back to Seattle and the fucking awful drivers in my area. Speeding is a normal way to drive even in our 25mph neighbourhood. It was a pleasure to drive in Rocky and Townsville

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

I have a basement in a smallish town. With a bed. You are most welcome

ImGoingBacon's avatar

I thought he was his boyfriend, and then thinking 'my, PR sure is progressive'

Mandorlind's avatar

All I can say "waaaaah!"

I hope it rains and hails on his property and nowhere else.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

the people of Puerto Rico, resilient and creative as ever, have found the humor:

gotta admire that kind of resilience after all the bullshit Puerto Rico has been through.

Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

I make this point weekly on Twitter, mostly to explain why a large number of Latinx families are already home. Goes over about as well as you’d expect.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Sounds like a great plot for a Broadway hip-hop musical.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I have a cellar. It comes with dragon sculptures and a decent sized teevee. If you stayed, I'd have to ask you not to open the closet door. We don't want to disturb the light cycle.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Books? Is that what we’re calling them now?