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That Britney guy sure went In a different direction

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Depends, is it 3rd and long in the 4th Quarter ?

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But he was a lawyer! Sheesh, you liberals are so tight-assed on details!

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“But I like ‘em Big, I like ‘em Chunky!”

Moto-Moto

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Well, Bond. Villians like their tropical 🌴 island lairs, so...

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He got there through the Wal-Mart tunnel monorail 🚝, there’s a Panda Express in the diner car

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It was an easy mistake to make.

Lawyer, kiddie rape, phone book, panic, Jew.

Yes, it is snark.

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Fine, Weird Al Dershoputz, you found a thing you don’t like about Shmannity! What a good boychick you are! Now here’s you bag of Kosher salted rat dicks, back to your corner and continue defending Emperor Trump, you festering Grima Wormtongue wanna- be

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Ohhh, Sean just learned the phrase "de minimus."

Finally hiring an actually attorney, are we?

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I'd sooner believe that a beagle would understand the workings of the LHC than all of the above for KKKLumpy.

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That is as damning an indictment of our society as I can think of.

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Sean Hannity has been up in arms about perceived conflicts of interest the entire investigation, except for right now when it comes to his behavior. I'm shocked that he's a hypocrite!https://i.imgur.com/hKeHqvC...

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Kosher? You are so generous!

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I, someone with an -actual- law degree from an -actually- accredited law school, would like to know what the entire fuck is an "in terrorem grand jury." Because G-d, Joe diGenova is an embarrassment to anyone who has ever even THOUGHT about entering my profession.

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Curious about choice of law there. TX or CT defamation law must have some specific provisions, because normally a defamation plaintiff has to show that their reputation has suffered as a result of said false statements - and (a) what 'reputation' did these poor people have before losing their children, and (b) if they did suffer a loss of reputation or standing, it's with lunatics. Personally I'd try some flavor of harassment before trying for defamation.

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