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Or The White Keys.

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They should really get pointers from Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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IDK. This is what I found in wikipedia: Many early investigators proposed a Caucasian ancestry, although recent DNA tests have not shown any genetic similarity with modern Europeans. Luigi Luca Cavalli-Sforza places the Ainu in his "Northeast and East Asian" genetic cluster. I would say that the eradication of the Ainu is more similar to the eradication of Aborigines in Australia, of Indigenous Peoples in Canada and the US, of the Saami in Finland, and of the Basques in Spain/France. All of which were performed by - you guessed it!

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I think this song isn't supposed to be serious.

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These people are going to ruin being white for me, and then what? I am like milk, I can't pass.

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That one seems innocent. I've seen his Madonna and Child - blue-eyed blonde Mary. Creepy AF now.

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I love the way this masterfully evokes the Deep Sniff.

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"Tomorrow belongs to ..." ... who?

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It could be more useful to compare the Ainu to some of the other oddball non Semitic "white" populations of Asia, like the Circassians. In any event, it's well established the Japanese closely imitated European colonialism, biter bit...

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The songwriter is from the UK. But he is also life coach, so that's cool: https://www.bryndolman.com/...

My favorite song of Bryn's is "Public School is Communism": https://www.whiteartcollect...(scroll down)

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He started out as a "men's rights advocate." I am shocked, I tell you, shocked. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Their band could be called Wrong Chung.

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We love us, too.

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Aw, cool. I've only ever heard the Specials cover. Stop yer messing around. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Is this from The Onion?

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Well, he certainly LOOKS superior in that video. /s

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