Forget the brown menace slithering out of Mexico under border fences and over the dead bodies of hardworking American fat people. There's a new Satan in town, and this wolf eschews the clothing of sheep in favor of the sexxxay apparel preferred by 17th-century Swiss Anabaptists. Yes, the descendants of Jakob Ammann are coming to your town, and they WILL churn their butter and practice nonviolence. Land prices and the bad economy have driven these evildoers West, and their particular Manifest Destiny is to quietly and passively destroy the very fabric of Real AmeriKKKan society.
Can we find a way to put more of our Christians on reservations?
What goes "Clip, clop, clip, clop.... Bang, bang!....clip,clop, clip clop"? An Amish drive-by shooting.