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When you have dinner at this place, what puts the fear of God into you more? Your fellow patrons, or what's on the menu?

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They had to build on an old, Baptist cemetery because there's already a housing development built on top of the Native American burial ground.

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Imaginary ones?

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I dunno. When I was kid we had the Pig and Whistle.

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FRESH road kill, pls.

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Restaurants are normally robbed after hours, not while they have customers. There are fewer witnesses that way.

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Pulp Fiction Libul!!1!

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I'm not seeing a lot of veggies on the menu: <a href="http://www.shilohbrewandche..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.shilohbrewandchew.com/menu.cfm">http://www.shilohbrewandche...

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in all my trips there, I have somehow managed to avoid it

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I guess putting the Squat before the Gobble, even if it normally happens the other way around, probably counts as a good marketing move.

Probably why my chain restaurant "You'll Shit This Out Later" never took off.

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Are those church pews, so the Christians feel welcome?

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Where are teh cut up hot dog's?

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A tad surprised your link didn't bring up the Cakes We Like list.

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Jesus, sounds like this place would be a featured location in <i>Idiocracy 2, Gunpowder Boogaloo</i>

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As many as eight people? Yeah, that pro gun policy is really paying off...

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