The Buffalo Bills Will Helpfully Teach Cheerleaders How To Wash Their Lady Parts And Menstruate Properly
Has your place of employment ever explained how you should clean and care for your vagina? No? Well, maybe you’re doin’ it wrong. If no one ever told you, how do you know you’re doin’ it right? We here at Happy would like to offer the Buffalo Bills a hearty congratulations for taking the initiative and creating a handy-dandy manual that teaches their cheerladies, known far and wide by no one as the Jills, how to groom everything from their hair to their ladybits.
We Stillers fans sit back and laugh at this concept of Cheer-leaders with our usual superior smugness, whilst polishing our Lombardies.
As a Penile-American, I think I speak for for my half of the population when I say: <i>ew.</i>
And Cliven Bundy should have some colorful thoughts on this non-land-use-related issue&mdash;has anyone bothered to ask? You just know he&#039;s an NFL fan.