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Yes, I agree but I got to have my Mark Trail.

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Do you need a footstool? I would be a fine footstool!

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Why does Ross do that?

/fixed

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I stopped at the same time.I do like to take a page or two out of the recycling box now and then. "Oh, look. There was a sale at Saks just a few weeks ago." Otherwise I get all my newz right here. I'm sure there will be an ad for the DC Saks or whatever soon enough.

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Very true. Somewhere they will be free.

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"Which, if true, means death for us all."

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former Wonkette editor Juli Weiner is very very funny and i laughed outloud at least three times.

though i confess i was momentarily distracted by 'it's easy to be green' wherein random celebs don green hair. i am shallow that way.

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Good news: plagiarized articles will continue to be free!

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would you hire me now please?

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Still no comic section. Die already.

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