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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Jager, who also was on a SecDef Signal chat about top secret military plans, wants you to know he has the appropriate clearance level, despite his young age. Info about him here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/lil-lesser-kudu

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/34a03cc6-cbf2-4e3a-9381-669d42c2ef98?utm_source=share

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Kutie-do!

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Babe Paley's avatar

I like that this Kudu looks like a supermodel--big eyes and lashes and the look on his face.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

That is one pissed off Kudu.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The pensive kudu...the cutest ungulate in the room.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Kudu you love?

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Who kudu think you’re fooling?

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

That's the most disdainful look I've ever gotten from a cervine.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Intense looking little guy.

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weejee's avatar

Goodmorning Jager!

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Kudu, kudu, kudu be loved.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The Crew has TS/SCI, and several code word and secret handshake (pawshake) clearances. Hamilton, being a mere clerk has a 6'2" clearance.

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Emil Muz's avatar

------------------>>>>>

You know why

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Clearance level? If you can't trust a lesser kudu, who 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you trust?

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lordpnut's avatar

Credence. And, you know, my briefcase... with papers... rolling papers...

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littlerice vice's avatar

I got a JOB!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Babby Zebra Deer!

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tek's avatar

Gotta say, "Jager" is an interesting name for an antelope..

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Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

If the antelope was a "Jaegermeister," it might have mastery over all hunters, which would be a good thing.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Have a Jaegermeister, you say?

Well, it's early, but if I don't, someone else will...

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Day 4 of a four day weekend, here. No Jaeger in the house, but I do have this Jamaican rum that has a certain funk. Sun, yardarm etc.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

But a perfect name for a Defense Secretary.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"Call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for happy hour."

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Can’t wait for a sibling named Meister to come along.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Kudu? Who knew!?

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Richard S's avatar

Better than kudzu.....

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

No way that Jager is a lesser anything!

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The Wanderer's avatar

He got his security clearance through an obliging secretary bird.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😁

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Regret's avatar

"The CDC is closing labs while we’re having a hepatitis outbreak, and that measles outbreak is still growing too."

When I was considering which pandemic would be the next one I did not hepatitis and measles on my list.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Make America Germy Again.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

" “We have to prepare for America’s threats to our very sovereignty. They want our land, our resources, they want our water, they want our country.” ".

No, Canada. Not "they", but "he", or "it", but def not "they".

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Don't worry about the DOGE account. That money was never real in the first place. I bet he still has to pay his DOGies out of his pocket unless they can pass the hat (black of course) at the agencies they are smashing. The usual "protection racket" stuff.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I love that this kudu has mastered expressing skepticism with just a couple of ear movements at a very young age.

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Led Tassle's avatar

I hope someone explains to Billy that forgiven debt has to be included as taxable income on his tax return for the year it was forgiven and, depending on his tax bracket, could have to pay anywhere from 12 to 39 percent of it all at once next year to the IRS plus state/local income tax on it ather than just paying it off slowly.

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Hannah's avatar

It's time that we collectively sign up for a subscription service. It's only right.

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Lady Tavestock's avatar

I'll vent later in the open thread too, but Human Rights Campaign is on my shit list. I donated last year but said DO NOT SET TO AUTOMATIC RENEWAL. So, I opened up my credit card statement and saw that HRC had renewed the membership. Pissed me off. So, I checked my email to see if there was some warning that my membership was about to renew. Nada! Also, it is impossible to cancel on their website AND a human does not answer the phone when you call their 800 number. So, I have left a testy voicemail and I have sent a testy email.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

OMG, that British chick in the yellow passed out on a hedge! Still holding the champagne glass upright!

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beb's avatar

Pete Hegseth is running true to form. Chaos, abuse of power, failure to maintain secrets.

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beb's avatar

I'm not a Christian but I liked Pope Francis because he tried to be less of a dick than other popes. I'm sorry that he died. I'm sorry that among the last people he saw was JDVance, scrounge of couches.

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littlerice vice's avatar

The best POPE that ever POPED!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"The weak link in the Blitzkrieg strategy was the soldiers, who were humans rather than machines and as such suffered from fatigue. They required regular rest and sleep, which, of course, slowed down the military advance. That is where Pervitin came in—part of the speed of the Blitzkrieg literally came from speed. As medical historian Peter Steinkamp puts it, “Blitzkrieg was guided by methamphetamine. If not to say that Blitzkrieg was founded on methamphetamine.”

Nazi with substance use issues redux?

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Let me sum up's avatar

I'm so in love with "the construction site of hell" that I am nearly beside myself.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The lady in yellow lying in the hedge is holding her beverage perfectly upright, at least in the first photo. Way to be.

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Shazza NJ's avatar

The photos from the english horse race: doesn't that lady lying in the buses remind you of the current press secretary?

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Let me sum up's avatar

Are we certain she's not?

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