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Eh; potato, clamato.

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It should also be purple. And his suit should have some blue stripes, for overall consistency.

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Also judging from the position of his politics.

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Because he was an idiot lieutenant colonel, not an idiot corporal. That is how military justice works.

<i>Note to self: include scare quotes around word works.</i>

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That's a Honda he's sitting on.

URP! - edgydrifter noticed it an hour ago.

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He needs a nice sweater vest to go with the bike; something with eagles and lots of red white and blue.

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What is he wearing on his lapel beneath the flag-pin-you-must-wear-to-prove-you-love-America? Aviator's wings? Combat rifleman badge? This could begin an <strike>arms</strike> lapel race that would obviously end with true patriots wearing a sash like boy scouts with merit badges. Sarah Palin manages to find the largest, most gaudy red, white, and blue accessories but maybe men could start wearing hats with all kinds of pins in them: Survivor of the Gummit Shutdown 2013, Voted to Defund Obamacare 40 Times, Death before Acknowledging Climate Change, the possibilities are endless. Then again these people only need to open their mouths to appear ignorant. The baubles are just icing on the cake.

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At least they posed him so it blocked view of the third one in the center of the seat.

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There's a modern slang usage of "ronin" to mean "someone who flunked their college entrance exams, and so has to spend another year studying to try again." I can see West doing the flunking part, but somehow I don't think he's spent much time recently studying anything.

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You just know that motorcycle has a sidecar for Col. Klink to ride in.

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The Wasilla grifter is gonna be pissed- she's just been outgrifted

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My dick just has a helmet.

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Needz moar blatant wingnut cliches.

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He's wearing two watches and two wedding rings. WTF!

My guess is he married his right hand during those long, lonely years as a ronin apprentice. The extra watch was a wedding gift to himself.

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or a white baby in the talons of an eagle

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