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Peter westre's avatar

We can only hope the ghost of William Henry Harrison arranges for a case of the flu.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

The cold air on Naug Day is caused by Canada sending a little "welcome" present to Trump. You wanna invade us? Prepare to freeze your nuts off. This isn't even cold yet - I'm still rocking my summer hoodie, not the slightly heavier winter one.

That's reserved for when it gets below zero.

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Kgprophet's avatar

I have to admit to myself that my disconnect with what is going on in politics is really bad right now. I remember my grief when Bush took office in 2000 and 2004. Mainly because most of my apprehensions about what would happen became true. (needless war, deterioration of the integrity of government). I think what happened is that up until this presidential election I tried to relate to my fellow Americans that supported Trump and figured they would come to their senses. Trump is not presidential material. He didn't and won't be able to accomplish anything because he is the wrong kind of person to get it done. Right-wingers needed someone that had the smarts and the political prowess to achieve their agenda. Instead they get someone who is wasting everyone's time wanting to rename the Gulf of Mexico.

I fought hard to expose this dangerously incompetent individual. And now he is President. I just can't anymore. I will still visit my beloved blogs but I am abstaining from politics. I have my own goals to pursue and will just have to navigate through this right wing world of hell.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I'm kind of more than a little pzzed off at the fella's over at Meidas Touch. For the last few weeks, they were claiming people should avoid watching the ....ahem, Orange guy thing and any events related to it. I intently watched MotorWeek, Billiards and Poker all day today. Then I started getting news feed "updates" from Meidas Touch about things happening or being said at The excessively small Moron Party event. WTF fella's?????? Ya just NEEDED the click-bait, didn't cha? Fuckin Traitors!

Anyway, the warning from Trix and Dok were technically yesterday on Monday, as I even stayed away from all news related to "Swamp Monster and his glorify me" shit.

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Zen Gali's avatar

didn't watch. don't care.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Same here. Don't give a rat's behind or give a flying fckk! Eat shit you lying prick.

Crank up the lies and excuses machine to infinity (or beyond).

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Zen Gali's avatar

Orange Harkonnen is a weakling.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Day One and already just Lying in State,

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir renames the Atlantic and the Pacific Oceans as 'Ocean America' because "... on both sides and connected down there!"

The Crowd Goes Wild!!

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HerstoryRepeating's avatar

I have never naugh’d out of viewing a presidential inauguration, at least parts of it, until today.

I’ll filter the descriptions, as well as the images, through long-term trusted sources, both online and IRL.

Best of times, worst of times. Love to all.

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Jeanie's avatar

I am so sick of his trademark fist pump. EVERY. FUCKING. PICTURE.

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Zen Gali's avatar

heil shitler

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Who is this and where am I's avatar

The real reason: Can't dick swing about crowd sizes when there's no crowd to swing a dick at.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Clearly Trump is hung like a hamster when it comes to the manly practice of adapting to the thermal wilderness

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Zen Gali's avatar

mushroom clit ginger bitch

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RRJKR's avatar

The "Broliogarchs will now be in control of all that you hear and see, and can mindfuck you at will. Be aware. Shades of 1984

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Zen Gali's avatar

"shades?"

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Except the people in the book did not vote for Big Brother.

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Zen Gali's avatar

i don't remember that part of the story

though i remember orwell being an operative spilling the beans on his "superior's" intententions

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Open Letters by Mersault's avatar

Trump’s Coronation of Corruption: How Corporate Cash Fuels Authoritarian Ambitions 💰💰💰

A Record-Breaking $200 Million for Trump’s Inauguration—Corporate America’s Brazen Bribery Bonanza

https://patricemersault.substack.com/p/trumps-coronation-of-corruption-how

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Sunday night post NFL games head scratching. The back story on why Tramp hates Panama. Trump crime family evading Panamanian taxes.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-panama-canal-threats-hotel-taxes-court-filing-2005079

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