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<i>“You have to know when to hold them and you have to know when to fold them,” added Bachmann...."</i>

Yeah. <i>You</i> need to know. President Bachmann, not so much knowing.

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Kenny learned you gots to know when to phone 'em.

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Ole Crazy Eyes sounds reasoned and measured?

The End Times aren't a comin' - They Are HERE!

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Actually I've heard its fine to make eye contact with her, as long as you hold perfectly still. Like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park, she can only see you if you move.

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I'd say she's thinking of her legacy but sounding sane in a few comments isn't going to make up for World Champion of Wingnuttery.

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Or holding up an AK-47 in Congress and announcing her coup.

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It's like I don't even know her anymore.

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I've never noticed in this iconic photo that her eyes roll back in her head like a shark while eating.

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Too bad One-L and the rest of the crazies didn't wake up to the "when to exercise your leverage" thing before they cost us $24 billion shutting down the government last time.

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