The Democrats Will Kill You to Get UBL

Besides the dramatic arrest of Eric Alterman, the Democratic debate was boring as hell. So here's a clip of everyone but Dennis Kucinich promising to kill as many civilians as possible to get that wily Osama bin Laden.

We also have to give props to CNN for their placement of the candidates on stage, allowing us all to witness the sexual tension simmer between Obama and Hillary, and sticking Kucinich and Gravel on the furtherest ends of the stage where they wouldn't bother the real candidates.

Here is a picture where you can sort of see the box they let Dennis stand on.

Photo via AP