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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Manchin hasn't been Democrat since democrats decided coal was bad.

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James Baskin's avatar

Joe Lieberman II.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I've interpreted this announcement as him changing his voter registration in WV to Independent. So just like Kyrsten Sinema of the Sinema Party, who didn't want to lose her committee assignments, it's really just a post-November thing that means nothing in the short term.

Neither of them will get credentialed at the DNC--they can take a joint vacation trip down the Intercoastal Waterway--and if they have any outstanding campaign debt they can't cover, the DNC/DSCC can tell them to pound sand.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Can't wait for the grandiose, self aggrandizing, fair well diatribe, in the well of the Senate........hopefully it's to an empty chamber......

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I assume Assholemanchin gets booted from his Committee Assignments:

Chairman of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, member, the Senate Committee on Appropriations, the Senate Committee on Armed Services, and the Senate Committee on Veterans' Affairs.

Schumer better f'ing not make me mad waiting for him to act.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Refresh my memory......exactly WHEN did Schumer grow a set?

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eye8urcake's avatar

Goodbye and good riddance. I hope the door hits him on the ass on his way out, but then him retreating from election proves it already has.

I mean, post-2024 election at least promises no more Synema cos-playing as 1980s Cyndi Lauper and no more Manchin cos-playing as representing anybody but himself. Win.

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R miller's avatar

OMG bust out laughing:

"...up with which he will not put."

Thank you for this!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Oh please.

He left the party years ago. He's just formalizing it now.

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feckless's avatar

Hate. This. Man. So. Much.

Please please please let someone, anyone, investigate and prosecute this stupid scuttler and his greedy progeny.

Let this slimy coal baron FAFO without the Dems to save his ass.

Oh, and Repossess his fucking yacht!

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eye8urcake's avatar

Wasn't forgotten, 'progeny' includes 'daughter' by definition.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

All comes down to finding the right mechanic for that Maserati. Period.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I have a question and a comment.

Q: Why don’t you go fuck yourself, Senator Manchin?

C: Go fuck yourself, Senator Manchin.

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Zap's avatar

Useless cock-blocker says WHUT?

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

In like a lying, out like a canned clam.

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Manchin basically said, the 'Democrat party.' According to the Oxford English Dictionary (allegedly), this directly translates to 'I am a proud Republican.' Go fuck yourself, you sack of shit.

Or ... hey Joe, IF you cared about West Virginia, imagine how much you could have gotten for your state, with good hard horse trading for just playing along with ... oh ... voting rights for example. WV could be a fucking eden by now. (My brother is a retired teacher and teachers' union rep. He's told me WV is 'not an eden.' ... He wouldn't swear like me, but ...)

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Ward From Cali's avatar

"There is nobody there to ask you some direct questions like 'You jackass,' and 'No, seriously, you jackass.'”

Not actually questions, but okay.

No, this isn't a gesture. Manchin has plans. Stupid and infuriating plans, no doubt, but plans. Sinema declared her independence because Gallego was fixing to kick her ass in the primary, and she hoped to slime her way into reelection as an independent. Manchin doesn't have that motivation.

Granted, Manchin doesn't really NEED a reason for this beyond his bloated ego, but he probably still has one. My guess is that this is the first step in his strategy to run for the White House in 2028 as a third party, No Labels-type candidate. Assuming we're still having real elections at all in 2028, that year will be the best shot possible for a middle--of-the-road third party to win, with both parties having moved beyond their current dominant figures and no clear heirs apparent.

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Zap's avatar

He's not that smart.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

He's smart enough to get reelected in West Virginia as a Democrat during the Trump era. He knows politics well enough to figure out what a 2028 race is likely to look like.

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eye8urcake's avatar

It's WV, so unfortunately, 'smart enough to get re-elected' is still not all that smart, but non-WV standards. The smart ones leave the second they can.

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George T Wallace's avatar

GFY Tarring all West Virginian's as stupid is dumb and intolerant and also false. Are you sore you are not a conservative?

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eye8urcake's avatar

Fuck you as hard as WV is fucked. I'm definitely not sore I'm not part of the party of not only defending grown ass men who fuck children, but also, too, attempting to keep their kid-fucking LEGAL (so long as yer married, hyuk hyuk) while waving Bibles you're all too stupid to read before you beat your wives over the heads with them so you don't have to cry yourself to sleep over not being able to own those same wives, or other people, anymore.

Also, you big brained motherfucker, it's 'tarring all West Virginians' because it's just a plural, not a possessive, and even if it was a possessive it'd be a possessive plural and you'd still be wrong. Keep on capin' for your fellow un- and under-educated dummies, yee haaaaaw!

ETA Fuck you EVEN HARDER for whipping out 'YER INTOLERANT' for hating on a state hell-bent on wrecking not only their own fucking lives, but the lives of millions of women across the country. Did you get your dick in this tight of a knot when we women lost our reproductive freedom, or do you just save that kind of fainting-couch bullshit for the dumbshits of WV?

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George T Wallace's avatar

Wow your reply has certainly proved that you would never be intolerant and unkind to others with knee jerk poorly thought out opinions. I have for a fact worked against all politicians who have taken away women's rights in this state as have many other great West Virginians who you so happily depict as ignorant, stupid bible beating morons. Shame on you for being so hypocritical. Also you have definitely proved your intellectual superiority with your knowledge of how grammar works. Maybe retire form keyboard warrior and go do something beneficial for society like, oh I don't know, read to children where you can put your impeccable grammar skills to better use. On second thought don't go anywhere near children, They are exposed to enough hate, propaganda and lies already. I fear your mean, hateful, ignorant use stereotypes you would expose them to would rather negate what little bit of grammar knowledge you would impart to them.

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Zap's avatar

I stand by my opinion.

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oscarphile's avatar

Why Biden's age mattered but Manchin's doesn't.

By David Brooks

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