The District Sets Its Priorities
We're excited about the upcoming changes to District electric bills,you'reexcited about the upcoming changes to the District electric bills, but the DC government doesn't like to take chances: They built a website ! They have a theme! "DC IS Electric"! And if you head over there, you will hear "The Electric Slide." It seems extravagant, but when you're a wealthy municipality like the District -- where all the public schools are in the top percentile, the roads are as smooth and pleasant to drive on as a baby's ass and no homicide goes unsolved -- why not spend several thousands of dollars on making utility reform seem "cool"?
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