Word is spread through the land that the Daoist master of South Carolina, Alvin Greene, is running for a special election to the South Carolina state House. But try to tell that to him. "The filing closes next week and that's when everybody finds out who has filed," he explained in one of his cosmic jokes. The media thinks it can predict the actions of an unmoved mover, but it cannot. It tries to capture and control the manifestations of The Way, or "news," but great leaders are barely noticed. Some would say that Greene has greater name identification now, an advantage in sudden elections such as this. The Master arrives without leaving, sees the light without looking, and achieves without doing a thing. Will Alvin Greene ever leave his hovel? Unlikely. But we have a feeling South Carolina will find itself suddenly and strangely revitalized. [
Chill. I think Jack is just using the newfangled Pinyin transliteration system instead of tried-and-true Wade-Giles (or is that the other way around?).
Alvin Greene 2012!
Possible campaign slogans:
Eh, why not? Experienced at running. Like anyone else has a better chance. Better than an ear of corn!
Chill. I think Jack is just using the newfangled Pinyin transliteration system instead of tried-and-true Wade-Giles (or is that the other way around?).