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Peachy - thanx for asking. Busy jumping the snark here on Wonkette.

Pickin' cotton, raisin' Hell, and bailin' hay. The usual.

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Maybe you can't tell, but you can always suspect.

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About that plan there is certainly something fishy.

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That's not affirmative. It's a "Noath" in oath's clothing.

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In my Chevy on the Levi.

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obama's fault.

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Is this electrochemistry?

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Ha. Congrats to your folks, and it was easy for your bro to figger out.

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Sarah Silverman is prettier. And better at tossing salad.

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Tell you the truth, this gives me kinda sad. I don't know if either or both of these kids is a reactionary asshole, and that's kind of important -- it means they've mostly kept their mouths shut, unlike GrannyTwat.

As sorosbot pointed out, it's not surprising for a pregnancy-assisted post-teen marriage to fail, but it's still sad.

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"My ding-a-ling" was more dignified than this lot.

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pssst...there's such a thing known as parody.

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My plans? To be an astronaut.

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If you read the Oxy link in the post, you'll learn that Track's middle name is "Mark."

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PALIN D-I-L: PREGNANT AGAIN? I'M NOT KEEPING TRACK!

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I got a lid of pot from my grandma, too.

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