Woe be this day, for the fairy tale romantic love of Sarah Palin's eldest princeling son and his once-preggers bride have filed to dissolve their holiest shotgun union.
Tell you the truth, this gives me kinda sad. I don't know if either or both of these kids is a reactionary asshole, and that's kind of important -- it means they've mostly kept their mouths shut, unlike GrannyTwat.
As sorosbot pointed out, it's not surprising for a pregnancy-assisted post-teen marriage to fail, but it's still sad.
Peachy - thanx for asking. Busy jumping the snark here on Wonkette.
Pickin' cotton, raisin' Hell, and bailin' hay. The usual.
Maybe you can't tell, but you can always suspect.
About that plan there is certainly something fishy.
That's not affirmative. It's a "Noath" in oath's clothing.
In my Chevy on the Levi.
obama's fault.
Is this electrochemistry?
Ha. Congrats to your folks, and it was easy for your bro to figger out.
Sarah Silverman is prettier. And better at tossing salad.
Tell you the truth, this gives me kinda sad. I don't know if either or both of these kids is a reactionary asshole, and that's kind of important -- it means they've mostly kept their mouths shut, unlike GrannyTwat.
As sorosbot pointed out, it's not surprising for a pregnancy-assisted post-teen marriage to fail, but it's still sad.
"My ding-a-ling" was more dignified than this lot.
pssst...there's such a thing known as parody.
My plans? To be an astronaut.
If you read the Oxy link in the post, you'll learn that Track's middle name is "Mark."
PALIN D-I-L: PREGNANT AGAIN? I'M NOT KEEPING TRACK!
I got a lid of pot from my grandma, too.