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I am going with he's a rightwingtnutjob old fart who is downing a Budlight while fapping himself raw as he is watching these things.

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It's chilling to realize that Fat Tony actually made that claim about special protected status and nobody thought to check him for dementia.

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Simulated? Nah, they want (and think she could actually deliver) the real thing.

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I talk like that after a handful of Xanax. Allegedly.

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That's the only good thing about narcissists, they can't team up.

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Isis angling to get toehold in arkansas. See opportunities to get into light weight affordable hoising...

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Idea for a new Palin grift:Contribute now to the Sarah Palin - Inside the Caliphate Mission! All contributions are tax deductible!

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Jeez. The only connection between ISIS and Boko is they both drive around all day in Toyota pickups.

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Any evidence that "Rocko19" has an IP address that traces to Wasilla?

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But than us unbelievers would all be going to Hell, especially if we were gay.

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Bristol needs a new pair of Spanx!

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AWESOME snag! Mary Ann Mobley as Princess Shalimar! Allahu akbar!

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A little less conversion, please.

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In regard to Sarah's wisdom I have two words: Bo Tox.

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Here's how Palin would negotiate with ISIS....http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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