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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I am going with he's a rightwingtnutjob old fart who is downing a Budlight while fapping himself raw as he is watching these things.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's chilling to realize that Fat Tony actually made that claim about special protected status and nobody thought to check him for dementia.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Simulated? Nah, they want (and think she could actually deliver) the real thing.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I talk like that after a handful of Xanax. Allegedly.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

That's the only good thing about narcissists, they can't team up.

Bob Harrow's avatar

Isis angling to get toehold in arkansas. See opportunities to get into light weight affordable hoising...

Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

Idea for a new Palin grift:Contribute now to the Sarah Palin - Inside the Caliphate Mission! All contributions are tax deductible!

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Jeez. The only connection between ISIS and Boko is they both drive around all day in Toyota pickups.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Any evidence that "Rocko19" has an IP address that traces to Wasilla?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does the turkey decap-o-matic come in larger sizes?

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

But than us unbelievers would all be going to Hell, especially if we were gay.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Bristol needs a new pair of Spanx!

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

AWESOME snag! Mary Ann Mobley as Princess Shalimar! Allahu akbar!

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

A little less conversion, please.

Incoming Ham's avatar

In regard to Sarah's wisdom I have two words: Bo Tox.

DahBoner's avatar

Here's how Palin would negotiate with ISIS....http://media.giphy.com/medi...