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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I am going with he's a rightwingtnutjob old fart who is downing a Budlight while fapping himself raw as he is watching these things.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's chilling to realize that Fat Tony actually made that claim about special protected status and nobody thought to check him for dementia.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Simulated? Nah, they want (and think she could actually deliver) the real thing.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I talk like that after a handful of Xanax. Allegedly.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

That's the only good thing about narcissists, they can't team up.

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Bob Harrow's avatar

Isis angling to get toehold in arkansas. See opportunities to get into light weight affordable hoising...

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Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

Idea for a new Palin grift:Contribute now to the Sarah Palin - Inside the Caliphate Mission! All contributions are tax deductible!

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Jeez. The only connection between ISIS and Boko is they both drive around all day in Toyota pickups.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Any evidence that "Rocko19" has an IP address that traces to Wasilla?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does the turkey decap-o-matic come in larger sizes?

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

But than us unbelievers would all be going to Hell, especially if we were gay.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Bristol needs a new pair of Spanx!

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

AWESOME snag! Mary Ann Mobley as Princess Shalimar! Allahu akbar!

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

A little less conversion, please.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

In regard to Sarah's wisdom I have two words: Bo Tox.

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DahBoner's avatar

Here's how Palin would negotiate with ISIS....http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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