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badphairy's avatar

There's this persistent belief on the part of the nutjobbier RWers that there is some fabled Promised Land of Just Us Sunburnables. They usually think it's Norway, Sweden, Finland, or Iceland, but Alaska's one a them, right?

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badphairy's avatar

She's not smart enough.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Why does she even do this much for her idiot subscribers? At this point in the series it's obvious they'll pay for anything. She could stare at her knee and mumble about pancakes or something for five minutes and call it a day. Even in grifting she's pretty bad.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

As a child rice pudding was a huge treat, so I didn't quite get her reaction to a steady diet of the stuff.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Her reaction to that glop is just like mine, so that poem was a particular favorite of mine.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Sarah who?

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Sonics79's avatar

Yes and cousins Twerk and Tupperware.

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Rick Gardner's avatar

sarah's next speech :

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... charmed .............

................................ Armed .................................

...................................................................... ALARMED! ...........................

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... bunkum ....................

................................ Drunk 'Em .............................

........................................................................ STUNKUM! ........................

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... binky ..................

............................. Drinky ...............................

................................................................... KINKY! ...................................

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Don't sleep on the Filipino menace. From their southern base in the all one can eat buffets of Las Vegas casinos & northern redoubt on the Tundra oilpatch, they will engage their revenge for the defeat of Aguinaldo.

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Maybe not incurable. Havn't heard peep of Willow or Piper in some time. Is it too much to hope they went feral?

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Oh, you know a Pres Mc Cain would have had an "accident", falling down a flight of stairs.

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cessnadriver's avatar

"You're going to have a shorter career than that pop who got poisoned"-from "Wall Street"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought she was holding it behind her head -- with both hands.

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