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Oh, Holy Mother of Fuck. Ablow's Evil rating is actually pretty low, because he's a pointless piece of shit, but his Hateability Index is through the ROOOOOF.

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Her ass.

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Anoia LIBEWLZ!

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So wait. Per Babble Spice, there was still gonna be a big ol' partay, but Bristle didn't show? Actually, why the fuck do I care? Nevermind.

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Im Westen nich.. wait a mo

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Sarah Plain and Tall*.

*oops

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"Matthew" was probably one of those collective dealies -- I'll write a sentence, then you write a sentence, and..."

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So, Greek, translated from Aramaic?

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You want the Ow My Balls defense.

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Once again, I have learned something on Wonket.

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I'm not sure, but I think that may just have been a deer. I'll never know, except that whatever it was, it apparently took a whole buncha shots.

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She's in the sweet spot grift-wise. It's not Creflo Dolla-Dolla bill range, perhaps, but it beats the fuck out of working for a living.

Did she ever do that, BTW?

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Did anyone else notice the Talibunny's comment about how she doesn't understand how California can claim a drought when we have an ocean right there! Damned librls don't understand that water is water.

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But I shouldn't introduce Mrs. Nobody as my Twunt?

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Happy Bris-day.

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Kenya feel the lurve tonight.

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