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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Yeah the whole "it's on the nightstand" ain't gonna work here. Better get it in bitcoins in the trunk of Lori and Brad's Land Rover Range Rover.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

For 5 MILLION CLAMS I would expect him to get a lot of traction. That kind of dough can make a creep seem less icky. This assumes he has 5 million bucks. I would want the money held by an honest 3rd party.

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Unregistered Hijabi Rockstar's avatar

It's gotta be a sex thing. Check his computer for pregnancy porn!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ugh. You just HAD to post that video, didn't you? I did not play it, but now that horrid song, which I HATE with the heat of 10,000,000 suns, is in my head. I have to go to youtube now, and find something to drown it out. #Earworm

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Whollyholeyholy's avatar

I feel certain that Serena Joy was fine with this, and that's why she is hiding out in the blessed quiet of the hospital where the media can't pester her right now.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Why didn't he realize that it was completely inappropriate to repeatedly ask an aide to be he & his wife's surrogate for 5 million ?So, was rejected once, kept asking. A man with years of experience as a public servant somehow ignored the warning flags ( HR, the media's coverage of sexual harassment, the look on her face when he asked ? )

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I don't want to see a remake of North by Northwest,

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Crop dusting is used in retail, for those who somehow must use the whole fucking aisle for their cart AND NOT RECOGNIZE A PERSON TRYING TO GET BY THEM!!!!!111ONES.

Not that I'd ever do such a thing.

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mary5920's avatar

Just a normal day at the office.

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theblackdog's avatar

Wow, this dude. Are we sure he didn't want to give his staffer $5 million to have sex with him under the guise that he wanted her to be a surrogate? Especially for wanting to skip IVF and go for P in V.

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H0mer0's avatar

it's funny that the noncommenter's name sounds like "Roshushana"

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H0mer0's avatar

I trained with some of them when I was a med student and resident at GW and used their services afterwards. This was almost 19 years ago and they were very professional. They had me confirm it was my husband's "specimen" before I was inseminated. One of my patients showed me her great-grandniece's picture, stating that her grandniece didn't know who the father was since she was intimate with both boyfriend and boyfriend's best friend, to which I replied "you go girl!" My patient appeared relieved and laughed, saying she would tell her sister what I said.

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H0mer0's avatar

is that what you "kids" are calling three-ways in the kitchen now?

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H0mer0's avatar

did they do a funeral for each miscarriage?

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