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I noticed that when I accessed wonket directly from my mobile chrome browser

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For some reason, since the platform switch, the site is sending out duplicate threads (and sometimes just sending up old posts entirely). Here's the comments:

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No non comments for this article too? Or is the mobile app broken?

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Fuck Scott Pruitt, I would kick his gifting stupid Oklahoma ass clear off of this continent. Since no one else would take him he might just drown in salt water. That thought makes me smile.

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Only if you hide in the museum and stay overnight.

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We don't like Scott Pruitt even when he's not angry. Oh hell let me go on a limb and say that we don't like Scott Pruitt full-stop.

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He's going to boil it to make soup.

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Just ask Rick Santorum.

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...and if a little sperm gets wasted, God becomes quite irate...

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It's a sin not to be constantly shagging, as sperm is a terrible thing to waste. And by extension, BJ's are forbidden because one is dripiving the opportunity for a wittle baby to be conceived. Unless it's swallowed of course.

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Just for shits and giggles, I take black lights to motels so I know the best spots to lick.

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No, they just use it to breed in.

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Hey, I'm the 8th... does that count?

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I just today bought my ticket for David Bowie Is at the Brooklyn Museum for the afternoon of July 9th. My birthday present to myself.

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These days, I am never not-angry, neither nor.

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