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fuflans's avatar

2012 is going to make the entire 2008 election - the ENTIRE 2008 election - look like an academic discourse on string theory.

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i'm quite sure that happened.

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you are t tommy the younger of wonkette.

this is not nobody.

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ron paul is the only one of them to actually espouse anything approximating 'libertarianism' (though they all try to claim it to win the fat bagger vote).

i do not like him or it, but he is generally consistent.

well, except for abortion. of course.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The focus group on Fox News sounds like they were paid off by the Cain campaign.

102415's avatar

<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20060266-5...">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301... Whoa. Even Boner skipped this thing and the downfister went to bed. Who wants ice cream with tequila?

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I'm going to go back in time and trademark the phrase "common sense" so politicians will stop saying it.

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"Ok...now, show of hands: how many think the north started the War of Northern Aggression?"

Same hands go up.

Spurning Beer's avatar

The plural is Santora, if I remember my junior high school Latin.

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Herman Cain sounds like a really terrible high school principal.

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I think they'd have said "grow your own leeches" but I'm not an expert.

Spurning Beer's avatar

The Republican base, you mean.

102415's avatar

You know who else is Too Damn High?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Godfather's Pizza has changed ownership more times than Mitt Romney's soul.

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Wow....how 17th century of him.