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2012 is going to make the entire 2008 election - the ENTIRE 2008 election - look like an academic discourse on string theory.

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i'm quite sure that happened.

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you are t tommy the younger of wonkette.

this is not nobody.

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ron paul is the only one of them to actually espouse anything approximating 'libertarianism' (though they all try to claim it to win the fat bagger vote).

i do not like him or it, but he is generally consistent.

well, except for abortion. of course.

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Followed by Chuck Norris to mop up.

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The focus group on Fox News sounds like they were paid off by the Cain campaign.

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<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20060266-5...">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301... Whoa. Even Boner skipped this thing and the downfister went to bed. Who wants ice cream with tequila?

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I'm going to go back in time and trademark the phrase "common sense" so politicians will stop saying it.

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"Ok...now, show of hands: how many think the north started the War of Northern Aggression?"

Same hands go up.

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The plural is Santora, if I remember my junior high school Latin.

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Herman Cain sounds like a really terrible high school principal.

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I think they'd have said "grow your own leeches" but I'm not an expert.

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The Republican base, you mean.

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You know who else is Too Damn High?

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Godfather's Pizza has changed ownership more times than Mitt Romney's soul.

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Wow....how 17th century of him.

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