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diogenez's avatar

Gimlet-eyed he's not. I'm guessing scotch.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What a dope. Rule #1 for H.S. teachers is, Don't do it a lot.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'd be shocked if it were just alchohol - he really, really seems like a pill popper as well. His daily life is a toxic stew of Maker's, adderall, hydrocodone and xanax.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I am also hitting the bottle... But the most important decision I make daily is "should I get out of bed or not?"

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

And a whole lot of rubbing alcohol... For flavour...

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Wouldn't offspring with big heads hurt a lot?

fuflans's avatar

<i>That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.</i>

charles bukowski

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Keep coming back, it works!

chascates's avatar

Austin's local talk radio played a slowed down version of Obama's presser today, making it sound as if he was drunk. And the two 'personalities' on air made plenty of drunk jokes.