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DahBoner's avatar

Does April Fools day come early in Arkansas?

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DahBoner's avatar

Well, he's been known to cross over on the wrong side of the tracks to suck on a little brown jug or two...

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Make it an IED and I'm all for it.

Joey's avatar

Maybe he is secretly liberal, and he is trying the "get legislation passed by using the only language by idiot electorate understands" method?

Nounverb911's avatar

Rep. Kim Hammer's (R-Oops), illegitimate children to be introduced by their mother in 3...2...1...

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Where have I heard of this Saline Enema Baptist Church before?

sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

Do I get a prize for guessing that Rep. Kim Hammer (R-Putrid) is good buddies with Arkansas State Representative Justin Harris (R-Rehoming)?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Misandrist feminazis need an IUD like a fish needs a bicycle.

dshwa's avatar

Am I surprised that when the wingnuts finally realized that maybe opposing women's health care and reproductive medicine was in conflict with keeping people off of public assistance, they did so in the most dickish way imaginable?

No, no I am not.

dshwa's avatar

And yet one more instance of complete lack of surprise on my part regarding this asshole.

Shibusa's avatar

Plan B is to give poor, single women a $10 Michael's gift card and a free pamphlet on crafting (and inserting) your own IUD lovingly made from scraps of copper and plastic.

LesBontemps's avatar

a pastor in the Saline Missionary Baptist Church

So I assume he is known as "The Saline Drip"?

dshwa's avatar

DIY hangers more likely.