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Does April Fools day come early in Arkansas?

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Boner fide

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Well, he's been known to cross over on the wrong side of the tracks to suck on a little brown jug or two...

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Can't touch this.

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Don't want to.

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Make it an IED and I'm all for it.

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Maybe he is secretly liberal, and he is trying the "get legislation passed by using the only language by idiot electorate understands" method?

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Rep. Kim Hammer's (R-Oops), illegitimate children to be introduced by their mother in 3...2...1...

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Where have I heard of this Saline Enema Baptist Church before?

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Do I get a prize for guessing that Rep. Kim Hammer (R-Putrid) is good buddies with Arkansas State Representative Justin Harris (R-Rehoming)?

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Misandrist feminazis need an IUD like a fish needs a bicycle.

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Am I surprised that when the wingnuts finally realized that maybe opposing women's health care and reproductive medicine was in conflict with keeping people off of public assistance, they did so in the most dickish way imaginable?

No, no I am not.

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And yet one more instance of complete lack of surprise on my part regarding this asshole.

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Plan B is to give poor, single women a $10 Michael's gift card and a free pamphlet on crafting (and inserting) your own IUD lovingly made from scraps of copper and plastic.

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a pastor in the Saline Missionary Baptist Church

So I assume he is known as "The Saline Drip"?

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DIY hangers more likely.

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