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Seek's avatar

See also: DiFi senile old cow needs to go but will follow this senile old hayseed back to the Senate. WTF people.

Seek's avatar

Johnson is dumb, DiFi and Chuckles are senile. It's the small differences that allow you to savor the true bouquet that is Senatorial Dumb and Dismal

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If you want recipe fun, go to Allrecipes and look at the comments on the recipe for Ice. It makes me laugh every time.

gammarae's avatar

Wow, Linda looks great!

Joe Blow, DD, Notary Public's avatar

These are what my actuary friend calls outliers.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

“…but never with ketchup!”

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I could always use the google machine but for some reason I never did. 😁

Tosca's avatar

Well, they did it for BENGHAZI!!!1!, so...

H0mer0's avatar

when parking at the base as a captain, I'm glad I never parked in the "general officer" parking spots although at first I thought it meant they were for all officers.

ddslover's avatar

Garland should get some kind of award for his performance, what a crock of shit these people are

ddslover's avatar

grr-Assley will get re-elected of course as will Di. We are so entrenched in partisan politics now there aren't really any guardrails up to get meaningful change in our democracy

H0mer0's avatar

my mom gave me an Indian cookbook (although she never needed one, being self taught.) I don't think I've used it yet because I got discouraged after my brain didn't like translating dry measure ingredients from grams to teaspoons or tablespoons (as a chemist in a prior life, I get the milliliters to ounces with liquid measurements)

sarafina's avatar

I've heard Di is listening when people tell her she is losing it and will not run again. She was supposed to chair the Judiciary Committee until too many of her marbles rolled into view.

H0mer0's avatar

I like the alliterative and the meter in that line. Bravo!

Zyxomma's avatar

They're trolling us, aren't they, with this I'm-the-stupidest act.

Seek's avatar

It's a shame they can't be lying in state somewhere for a well earned rest.