Almost a year after the worst oil spill in Recorded History, the picturesque Gulf Coast is once again teeming with life: From Mexico to Florida, small children are building sand condos, birds are squawking "thanks for cleaning all that oil off me, you guys rule," and delicious popcorn shrimps are jumping out of the clean blue water, in hopes that someone will eat them. Ha-ha, actually: All the foolish children who like playing on the beach have been poisoned
I'm in Pensacola, a mullet-throw away from Gulf Shores and Orange Beach. You remember the old anti-Semitic joke about the Jewish dilemma -- pork at half price? It's kinda like that for business people here. They have a strong incentive to embellish their suffering from BP to qualify for payments, and a strong incentive to minimize the damage to keep the tourists from staying away in droves. I think the porpoises are caught in the crossfire.
If Florida is America's dong, then Mobile must be America's asshole, and Pensacola is America's taint. And oil and dispersant are America's santorum.
reminds me of overhearing male relatives discuss my brother's attraction to a total bitch girlfriend "Damn, her pussy must shoot sparks or something"
What, nothing about how Newt Gingrich is terrified that his grandchildren will live in in a US with a secular atheist government dominated by radical Islamists?
and it's only tuesday...
I'm in Pensacola, a mullet-throw away from Gulf Shores and Orange Beach. You remember the old anti-Semitic joke about the Jewish dilemma -- pork at half price? It's kinda like that for business people here. They have a strong incentive to embellish their suffering from BP to qualify for payments, and a strong incentive to minimize the damage to keep the tourists from staying away in droves. I think the porpoises are caught in the crossfire.
If Florida is America's dong, then Mobile must be America's asshole, and Pensacola is America's taint. And oil and dispersant are America's santorum.
reminds me of overhearing male relatives discuss my brother's attraction to a total bitch girlfriend "Damn, her pussy must shoot sparks or something"
We may need the un-bitter snark potential the way today is starting.
What, nothing about how Newt Gingrich is terrified that his grandchildren will live in in a US with a secular atheist government dominated by radical Islamists?
"They call him Flipper, Flipper He's brightly glowing..."
Can I correlate no tuna with puts out a lot? That could be useful someday.
and have a bake sale to help them make ends meet.