The Heart Bleats On

•Wonkette editorJack Stuefdecides to make this Retro Day, celebrating the rich, vile history of the crass political blog. [ Wonkette ]

•Rail-thin recumbent biking hippie kidDick Cheneyhas decided to go with his "before pic" for his memoir cover.Liz Cheneysays he will try to kill and torture people with his words. [ AP ]

•FormerCheneyaideMary Matalinmore or less confirms it will violate the Geneva Conventions. [ Politico ]

•Denial still the best way to run a War on Terror. [ The Hill ]

•The cranky ol'U.S. Economytakes another swipe at the youngs. Coffee-shop jobs to now list Ph.D. as requirement? [ NYT ]

•TheSecret Serviceis getting catty with Fox News on a proprietary micro-weblogging service! [ Gawker ]