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The Huh-Huh Files: Special Guest Editor Edition
Maybe we should just outsource all the penis jokes to her. . . Yesterday, The NY Post wrote:
'There's big pent-up demand for [Clinton's] book, and Vanity Fair is going to feed that maw,' Bogaards said. Clinton is quoted as saying that writing the book 'is hard, man . . . I am literally hardly sleeping. I am working around-the-clock . . . I am killing myself . . . because I want it done.'
'Hard enough to live my life the first time. The second time has really been tough,' he told Vanity Fair with a laugh. But a Clinton friend says, 'He does not act like he has anything to be ashamed about . . .
He really believes this was some right-wing conspiracy and he didn't do anything wrong. Maybe he misbehaved in his marriage, but so has every other president in the last 50 or 100 years. He does not go around with his head down in shame.'
Says the Old Hag: "Nope. His head is up. Waaaay up." Not bad, as far as presidential tumescence jokes go. Not bad at all.
Then again, she does totally wuss out: "Don't make us make the joke about the 'Pent-up demand' and 'Hard to finish,' okay?" Fine. Whatevs. Does this mean you're not gonna do something with "want[ing] it done" and "feed[ing] the maw," either?
BUBBA BUMBLING TO FINISH BOOK: REPORT [NYP]
DON'T MAKE US MAKE THE JOKE ABOUT THE "PENT-UP DEMAND" AND "HARD TO FINISH", OKAY? [The Old Hag]