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Can i eat it when its done?

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Okay Mamie Eisenhower did not have a Jell-O recipe that included Sprite Zero! Americans of the 1950’s didn’t know about the great taste of Limon!!

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Mamie was still a hottie at 63, but than my eyes are old

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Don't know a thing about her, but Mamie sure looks like she very much enjoyed a good laugh!

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It was a different time, all Republicans weren't barking mad.

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The Jell-O Museum is at 23 East Main St. Le Roy, NY 14482. It is every patriotic Americans sacred duty to visit this most holly site at least once in their life.

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Dumfuks don't realize hat "White Privilege" was not enjoyed by all "Whites", only a select few

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"Due to the heroic actions of President Trump, America will be saved from Godless Communism!! He is indeed "anointed" by God!" Overheard at numerous independent "Bible" churches across America.

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The Creator of the Universe personally approves of their vote.

But LIBERALS are smug and arrogant. Got it.

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The BBC reported that according to British Intel, the Russians were engaged in a "massive" disinformation project targeting American social media for at least 6 months prior to the 2024 election. Who knew? I guess not most American voters

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Golly gee willikers, whooda thunk? Derp, derp.

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Sugar free Jello was not introduced until 1984, so how was Mamie Eisenhower using it in 1954. Time Machine?

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wait a minute, mamie would not have had crystal lite. are we bastardizing her real recipe (which is fine with me)??

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Sprite Zero would also have been in the future.

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Cherry-Pomegranate Crystal Light...

I know Crystal Light was big back then but Cherry Pomegranate would not arrive until April of 1984.

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So Twitter users do not "own" their accounts? I wonder if Facebook users do? I also wonder if Musk would be trying to pull this if Alex Jones was not a core MAGA asshole?

(Of course decent people should have stopped using Twitter/sharing Twitter links long ago)

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X trying to block transfer of platform’s InfoWars accounts to the Onion

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/nov/27/x-twitter-trying-to-block-transfer-of-platforms-infowars-accounts-to-the-onion

"Social network says it must give permission for accounts to be sold or transferred after sale of rightwing InfoWars"

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O/T: US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has announced the largest counterfeit instruments bust on record, confirming it recently seized over 3,000 fake Gibson guitars that, had they been genuine, would have carried a total MSRP of more than $18 million.

On Tuesday (November 25), a statement issued by the CBP announced that, in partnership with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI); the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department (LASD); and Gibson representatives, it had intercepted suspected cargo arriving from Asia in ocean containers. *checks notes* Gibsons are made in America and America only.

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Yes, but most made after 1970 are of much poorer quality. Even Les Paul agreed.

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PAB is PISSED!! "They're not supposed to intercept MY stuff. I was gonna make MILLIONS"!!!

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They were gonna be Trump Guitars!

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Ted Nugent Signature Model . . .

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"Steady Teddy" played one impressive guitar solo while in the Amboy Dukes. 1967 Otherwise a slightly less than stellar guitarist.

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Without a doubt. That may slow down the delivery date somewhat.

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He still has yet to deliver one sneaker.

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Any Bibles??

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He is now shilling an updated version(Yeah, really) for $70 to celebrate dump 47. His name precedes the words God and Holy Bible.

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FFS!

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SubSlack moved the edit button! That's what all the upgrade and strange shit on the avatars was about?

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Just improvements insisted on by Secretary of Getting All Up In Your Business, Nancy Mace.

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On November 12, Donald Trump announced that entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk would co-lead the newly created Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), tasked with reducing the size of federal agencies.

This week, critics, including MSNBC host Joy Reid, warned that this streamlining could lead to deregulated industries and reduced public protections. Reid pointed out potential consequences like "polluted air, polluted water," and lack of health oversight, coining it as the "raw milk" era.On November 26, Ramaswamy dismissed these claims as "fear-mongering" on X.

"The fear-mongering has begun. But the real thing we *should* be afraid of is the loss of self-governance to an unelected bureaucracy,"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/vivek-ramaswamy-torched-for-urging-americans-to-fear-unelected-bureaucracy-you-do-realize-you-re-an-unelected-bureaucrat-right/ar-AA1uRH5E?ocid=msedgntp&pc=SMTS&cvid=2e419bebe8d646dcb4db329c3d34096d&ei=13

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Viv doesn't seem to be particularly self-aware.

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Unelected, you say...

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These Liberturdlian-leaning losers do not possess a functional relationship with tangible reality.

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Words don't really have meaning, its about what you feel when you say them.

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I've come to the conclusion that Rs and Ds use different dictionaries.

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Their very foundations are different.

Ds live in reality.

Rs live in a reality they create absence of input from actual reality.

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And the weird thing is, the R reality is designed to generate a near-constant state of rage and fear, and they prefer that over the real thing.

What are Republicans afraid of? Everything.

What are Democrats afraid of? Republicans.

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The projection is the sine qua non of MAGAism.

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ok, Mamie's jello sounds passable - like, I'd eat it if Mamie was my grandma and she was looking at me to see if I'd imbibe. To be honest, it's all that "sugar free" in there that REALLY turns me off.

However: a rather good jello concoction, and very pretty, is to make raspberry jello with a can of whole-berry (not total mush) cranberry sauce. You use a lot less water in this one, or it just comes out like jello slurry. This is one my mom makes, and it's very tasty.

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WORK UPDATE:

Ugh. Screwed up my back moving crap.

Thank goodness I don't have to do any more of it today, and will be on my way home in about an hour and a quarter.

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Let's have a look at that back. Hmm, not good. I'm afraid it will have to come out!

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Get an anti-inflammatory on board and then take it easy, particularly when you get home.

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Ouch! Take care of yourself.

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SUCKS.....

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OT. The Russian currency Ruble is now worth 112 to buy one US dollar.

So less than a penny. But a dozen eggs in Russia is about 160 Rubles!

Me not Hawvud MBA but......

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