'The jetpack must have a 5,000-mile range. The titanium armor must be black with red accents ...'
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Here's your new president, Barack Obama, just cold dialin' the Joint Chiefs from the Oval Office and orderin' up his new composite-kevlar superhero outfit and a dozen sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Also, new White House photographer
'The jetpack must have a 5,000-mile range. The titanium armor must be black with red accents ...'
'The jetpack must have a 5,000-mile range…
'The jetpack must have a 5,000-mile range. The titanium armor must be black with red accents ...'
Here's your new president, Barack Obama, just cold dialin' the Joint Chiefs from the Oval Office and orderin' up his new composite-kevlar superhero outfit and a dozen sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Also, new White House photographer