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<i>Quantum mechanical</i> tunneling. Doesn't count.

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and what about Joe Walsh and the James Gang, HENGH?!?!

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Be careful what you wish for!

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Just a Juggalo, Every where I go - People know the part I'm painting.

Pay for every song, Trying to get along, Leaving my "girl friend" waiting.

When the end comes I know They'll say "Just a Juggalo," And life will go on without me...

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Nice catch.

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A sheepshank redemption?

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There is no such thing as a magnetic monopole. A mano pole, however....

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Did they do any of Funks 1 through 48?

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Austin's Geezinslaw Brothers have a groupie set named the Geezinsluts.

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Anne Frank would be a Juggalo today, amirite?

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Yeah, everything went to shit when Uecker left to work solo.

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<serious>Fun fact: magnets are a relativistic consequence of static electricity, the most striking relativistic effect you can observe firsthand.</serious&>

Maybe you don't think it's fun, but I enjoy the piss out of nonchalantly asking the rhetorical <i>Magnets, how do they work?</i> when I'm teaching Electrodynamics.

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The closest these goofs have ever come to organized crime is when a few of them sober up long enough to go to the local Ace Hardware where one of them distracts the clerk while the others shoplift a couple cans of gold spray paint for their afternoon huffing session...

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