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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Actor nailed it: "Disorganized crime."

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>Quantum mechanical</i> tunneling. Doesn't count.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and what about Joe Walsh and the James Gang, HENGH?!?!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Be careful what you wish for!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Just a Juggalo, Every where I go - People know the part I'm painting.

Pay for every song, Trying to get along, Leaving my "girl friend" waiting.

When the end comes I know They'll say "Just a Juggalo," And life will go on without me...

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bobbert's avatar

Nice catch.

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bobbert's avatar

A sheepshank redemption?

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bobbert's avatar

There is no such thing as a magnetic monopole. A mano pole, however....

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bobbert's avatar

Did they do any of Funks 1 through 48?

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chascates's avatar

Austin's Geezinslaw Brothers have a groupie set named the Geezinsluts.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Anne Frank would be a Juggalo today, amirite?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Yeah, everything went to shit when Uecker left to work solo.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<serious>Fun fact: magnets are a relativistic consequence of static electricity, the most striking relativistic effect you can observe firsthand.</serious&>

Maybe you don't think it's fun, but I enjoy the piss out of nonchalantly asking the rhetorical <i>Magnets, how do they work?</i> when I'm teaching Electrodynamics.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The closest these goofs have ever come to organized crime is when a few of them sober up long enough to go to the local Ace Hardware where one of them distracts the clerk while the others shoplift a couple cans of gold spray paint for their afternoon huffing session...

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