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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Please tell me I'm not the only one who LOL'd when Hyde's alibi was climbing volcanoes in Ecuador.

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Time Magazine will have to name him Photobomb of the Year.

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Ohio Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell had a headshot of himself blown up, multiple prints, framed, and hung in every division of the Secretary of State's office. The eyes followed you around the room.

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And it looks like Firtash made a wise investment getting in bed with Trump. Yes, sir, all that green he spread around guaranteed his bribery charges and extradition order would both be dropped.

There's a happy oligarch. /s

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I noticed that on the one shot they used. That intense, unblinking stare at Rachel more than Lev.

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One of the few things I eat with bacon, because it's supposed to be there. Don't like sandwiches (cheeseburgers and such) where they offer a version with bacon. All I can taste then is the bacon.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

So we all knew the IMPOTUS' never met the guy routine was some sad weak poop even before Parnas' sekrit photo diary of his million selfies w Preznit Sundowner got released.

But I really wanna know how the tRump squad is gonna spin the seating chart. Will they try to claim its BS? Or can any yayhoo w sufficient buckadingdongs purchase a seat *right next to the highest office in the land*? This one's gonna need Colbert's xxxtra giant size hogshead o popcorn!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Chernobyl of you to get involved, Devin...

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Please lock them away, indeed.

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descamisado y sans-culottes's avatar

why it's almost like a vast right-wing consipiracy

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Marcus's avatar

Is that slang for Russian hooker pee stuff?

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Marcus's avatar

Is that the new GOP motto?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Very legal, very cool. Not.

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Heavy Armor's avatar

Exactly.

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rufus magister's avatar

That's no bull!

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Lordpnut's avatar

Lurking from shadow to shadow with his cat-like stealth.

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