The Lord Works in Mediagenic Ways
Why would a pastor of a popular megachurch tell his congregants to cool it on the excessively emotional dancing and the candid chit-chat about the devil, demons, and supernatural revelations? It sounds like a pretty good Ozzy concert, with obvious appeal to young people. But apparently some uptight secular types from the news media are planning to visit, so no "dancing and jumping in church" for awhile. In other words, we're finally ready for the sequel to Footloose, only this time around, it's the faith-based churchgoers who just want to cut loose, and city-slickers Barbara Walters and Tom Brokaw who are putting a damper on all of the fun.— GREG BEATO
Don't be Weird [Non-Prophet]