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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Hello from Rome, hanging with Becca and Shy. Pix later.

In the meantime, your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/deep-sea-bumpy-snailfish

Babe Paley's avatar

That fish! I hope he's happy--he's making me feel kind of blue. I feel bad for the ridiculous creatures among us.

Are you guys seeing Daniel in Rome? Have a wonderful time!!!

littlerice vice's avatar

Can you imagine what that fish perceives of us?

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Pix, pix, pix! Can you do it in an article, pretty please, like Dom? 🙇‍♂️🙏🏾😁

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I'd like to welcome Bumpy to the world of known species. It's nice to read about new knowledge in a world where trumpites are trying to destroy what we know.

Menotsure's avatar

Hangin' in the eternal city

With Shy and good ole Trix

You still can find the time to

Provide a gif fish fix.

So here's a little rhyming

To send that motley crew

A heartfelt grazie mille

For all that you all do.

Andre's avatar
Dec 1Edited

well la-di-da Ms. Fancypants eating caviar encrusted bon bons with the elites.

Y'all have fun, now, y'hear

Pere Ubu's avatar

Bumpy snail fish looks like he's a refugee from a Dr. Seuss book and wants to tell me things. MAGICAL things. 😮

oblivias's avatar

Hi to the three of you from Villefranche-sue-mer

schmannity's avatar

If we don't hang with Rebecca and Shy, we'll hang separately

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Little lady looks as happy as a…clam.

How fun that you all are in Rome! Enjoy the vomitorium!

tehbaddr's avatar

Looks like it should be loaded with tetrodotoxin.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Make sure they throw a coin in the fountain!

NatalyaResists's avatar

How fun!!! Have a great time!

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 is a purty good 50s romantic comedy with Audrey Hepburn as Princess Ann and Gregory Peck as the American, Joe Bradley...

Have fun!

Richard S's avatar

The Eternal City itself is as much a star of the movie as Peck or Hepburn.

marydn's avatar

Don't forget the cast includes Eddie Albert who later starred in Green Acres.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Bumpy Snailfish? Left-handed submarine pitcher for the Kansas City Royals? Hell of a mustache?

Shocktreatment's avatar

Almost threw a no-hitter a couple of times! That's him

Craig Nixon's avatar

Shoulda dropped a bunch of acid, like Dock Ellis.

Of course, Uncle Todd has a song about it...

https://youtu.be/KG2SPjcKM4M?si=zz7eZpnkvCa3uiwd

Michael's avatar

Lacks a bit of a throwing arm it would appear.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Bumpy the Snailfish looks awfully amiable, especially for a carnivore...

Michael's avatar

Just don't try petting the little rascal.

werecat's avatar

I'm old enough to remember when Obama was president.

Marycat2021's avatar

Well, at least Trump looks worse than ever. He appears to be losing his hair in chunks, his skin is sallow, and his face is sagging bigly.

Maybe's avatar

Disdains country music!!! What a monster she must be. Just like me, apparently, since I prefer strong melodies and those are rare, though not non-existent, in country music.

I really am not a Ted Nugent fan even if that makes me unpatriotic.

kmblue187's avatar

I have a problem...I live on the top of a two story condo, on last year's Thanksgiving I called the gas company because the smell of gas in my condo was so strong and I KNEW it wasn't me.

Sho nuff, they came out and told Downstairs it was his problem (or his fault.) In other words, he was trying to kill me. He came up later and said "Well I learned my lesson." and bought an air purifier. I still smell whatever he's cooking whenever he cooks, and it smells as bad as the gas leak. Yesterday I lost my temper because the smell of onions was all through my home, went down, KICKED his door,(he ignored my texts) and demanded he come up and take a whiff in my laundry, where I was hang drying my underwear. Great to have panties and bras that smell like onions. He claims he can't smell it even downstairs! Any ideas ? Besides throwing my dog's feces into his downstairs garden? Any help appreciated.

eddi-SABH's avatar

re: The Patti Daniels pictures. One looks perfectly normal. The other just felt a million neurons in his frontal lobes explode.

John Ranta's avatar

It’s “neck-and-neck”.

PRW's avatar

"neck-in-neck" That's "neck AND neck", i.e. a pair of horses in a race with their necks alongside one another.

TakingAmes's avatar

I know I’ve seen the image of PAB falling asleep in front of that window multiple times this weekend, and I think the “doctor” outside the window is AI. It looks wrong.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've seen that pic all over the place with the Grim Reaper outside the window.

It looked real to me.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Deep Sea Puffy Snail Fish

swims in the deep deep sea

she's bright and pink and puffy

kind of like you and me

littlerice vice's avatar

SPEAKETH FOR THYSELVES KNAVE!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I love how that idiot has to have his name and title on his shirt with the Presidential seal...

Nothing says pathetic like this guy saying "Look at me!!!! I am President!!!"

I wonder when he starts putting giant 45 47 gaudy gold numerals on his stupid fucking buildings...

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Someone posted this 2022 story about the CIA backed Zero Units in Afghanistan, which were apparently what the DC shooter was part of. Pretty messed up shit and no wonder if he had PTSD.

https://www.propublica.org/article/afghanistan-night-raids-zero-units-lynzy-billing

Littorally Speaking's avatar

So 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙙𝙨; yeah, that tracks.

pskbh's avatar

Hard to *like * but essential to know. Thank you.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

What’s the weather forecast for TN tomorrow? We’re getting snow here in PA. Hopefully, the weather there won’t suppress turnout for Behn.

Also, country music sucks.

littlerice vice's avatar

That depends upon the country! It is all good.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Nashville's rock and roll scene is one of the best in the whole wide world.

tegrat's avatar

The thing about Hernandez is that once free he will just start committing crimes again. You can't just "quit" the mafia, unless he wants to get whacked...

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think he's learned his lesson.