I'd like to welcome Bumpy to the world of known species. It's nice to read about new knowledge in a world where trumpites are trying to destroy what we know.
Disdains country music!!! What a monster she must be. Just like me, apparently, since I prefer strong melodies and those are rare, though not non-existent, in country music.
I really am not a Ted Nugent fan even if that makes me unpatriotic.
I know I’ve seen the image of PAB falling asleep in front of that window multiple times this weekend, and I think the “doctor” outside the window is AI. It looks wrong.
Someone posted this 2022 story about the CIA backed Zero Units in Afghanistan, which were apparently what the DC shooter was part of. Pretty messed up shit and no wonder if he had PTSD.
The thing about Hernandez is that once free he will just start committing crimes again. You can't just "quit" the mafia, unless he wants to get whacked...
This year was the Thanksgiving that wasn’t for the Mild crew. I’ve had a cold all week, and really didn’t want to spread it around, especially not to Grandbaby Mild. Grandbaby spiked a fever last Monday which went away that afternoon.
As I was grocery shopping on Wednesday, Mrs Mild called to say that Grandbaby had conjuctavitis, and the Mild Jrs were exhausted from the last few days of school and wouldn’t be hosting Thanksgiving + 1 (Friday instead of Thursday) this year. No one else (including us, Mrs Mild Jr’s parents, or brothers) stepped up to host. So we stayed home.
I decided to make Sweet Potato Chili in the Instant Pot and discovered that if you subsitute tomato puree for diced tomatoes, it burns on the bottom of the pot, and doesn’t pressurize. I finished cooking it on the stove, but by that point it was nearly 9:00pm, so we had cheese and crackers for Thanksgiving.
We had out-of-town thanksgivings, so we're doing the whole turkey dinner thing next weekend. I've decided to be okay with this, as timing is just a construct of the human brain, or something like that.
Hello from Rome, hanging with Becca and Shy. Pix later.
In the meantime, your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/deep-sea-bumpy-snailfish
That fish! I hope he's happy--he's making me feel kind of blue. I feel bad for the ridiculous creatures among us.
Are you guys seeing Daniel in Rome? Have a wonderful time!!!
Can you imagine what that fish perceives of us?
Pix, pix, pix! Can you do it in an article, pretty please, like Dom? 🙇♂️🙏🏾😁
I'd like to welcome Bumpy to the world of known species. It's nice to read about new knowledge in a world where trumpites are trying to destroy what we know.
Hangin' in the eternal city
With Shy and good ole Trix
You still can find the time to
Provide a gif fish fix.
So here's a little rhyming
To send that motley crew
A heartfelt grazie mille
For all that you all do.
well la-di-da Ms. Fancypants eating caviar encrusted bon bons with the elites.
Y'all have fun, now, y'hear
Bumpy snail fish looks like he's a refugee from a Dr. Seuss book and wants to tell me things. MAGICAL things. 😮
Hi to the three of you from Villefranche-sue-mer
If we don't hang with Rebecca and Shy, we'll hang separately
Little lady looks as happy as a…clam.
How fun that you all are in Rome! Enjoy the vomitorium!
Looks like it should be loaded with tetrodotoxin.
Make sure they throw a coin in the fountain!
How fun!!! Have a great time!
𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 is a purty good 50s romantic comedy with Audrey Hepburn as Princess Ann and Gregory Peck as the American, Joe Bradley...
Have fun!
The Eternal City itself is as much a star of the movie as Peck or Hepburn.
Don't forget the cast includes Eddie Albert who later starred in Green Acres.
Meme chat. https://substack.com/chat/1783367/post/018277c6-94ff-44e5-930d-31a45a0f543c
Bumpy Snailfish? Left-handed submarine pitcher for the Kansas City Royals? Hell of a mustache?
Almost threw a no-hitter a couple of times! That's him
Shoulda dropped a bunch of acid, like Dock Ellis.
Of course, Uncle Todd has a song about it...
https://youtu.be/KG2SPjcKM4M?si=zz7eZpnkvCa3uiwd
Lacks a bit of a throwing arm it would appear.
Bumpy the Snailfish looks awfully amiable, especially for a carnivore...
Just don't try petting the little rascal.
I'm old enough to remember when Obama was president.
Well, at least Trump looks worse than ever. He appears to be losing his hair in chunks, his skin is sallow, and his face is sagging bigly.
Disdains country music!!! What a monster she must be. Just like me, apparently, since I prefer strong melodies and those are rare, though not non-existent, in country music.
I really am not a Ted Nugent fan even if that makes me unpatriotic.
re: The Patti Daniels pictures. One looks perfectly normal. The other just felt a million neurons in his frontal lobes explode.
It’s “neck-and-neck”.
"neck-in-neck" That's "neck AND neck", i.e. a pair of horses in a race with their necks alongside one another.
I know I’ve seen the image of PAB falling asleep in front of that window multiple times this weekend, and I think the “doctor” outside the window is AI. It looks wrong.
I've seen that pic all over the place with the Grim Reaper outside the window.
It looked real to me.
The Deep Sea Puffy Snail Fish
swims in the deep deep sea
she's bright and pink and puffy
kind of like you and me
SPEAKETH FOR THYSELVES KNAVE!
Shitler starting off the week with *another* FAIL:
https://apnews.com/article/alina-habba-new-jersey-prosecutor-trump-5cb7573a91ac776e3914afd584e814bf
Sure, but she rocks Mar-a-lago face!
HABBA DABBA YADDA YADDA DO!
I love how that idiot has to have his name and title on his shirt with the Presidential seal...
Nothing says pathetic like this guy saying "Look at me!!!! I am President!!!"
I wonder when he starts putting giant 45 47 gaudy gold numerals on his stupid fucking buildings...
Someone posted this 2022 story about the CIA backed Zero Units in Afghanistan, which were apparently what the DC shooter was part of. Pretty messed up shit and no wonder if he had PTSD.
https://www.propublica.org/article/afghanistan-night-raids-zero-units-lynzy-billing
So 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙙𝙨; yeah, that tracks.
Hard to *like * but essential to know. Thank you.
What’s the weather forecast for TN tomorrow? We’re getting snow here in PA. Hopefully, the weather there won’t suppress turnout for Behn.
Also, country music sucks.
That depends upon the country! It is all good.
Nashville's rock and roll scene is one of the best in the whole wide world.
The thing about Hernandez is that once free he will just start committing crimes again. You can't just "quit" the mafia, unless he wants to get whacked...
I think he's learned his lesson.
This year was the Thanksgiving that wasn’t for the Mild crew. I’ve had a cold all week, and really didn’t want to spread it around, especially not to Grandbaby Mild. Grandbaby spiked a fever last Monday which went away that afternoon.
As I was grocery shopping on Wednesday, Mrs Mild called to say that Grandbaby had conjuctavitis, and the Mild Jrs were exhausted from the last few days of school and wouldn’t be hosting Thanksgiving + 1 (Friday instead of Thursday) this year. No one else (including us, Mrs Mild Jr’s parents, or brothers) stepped up to host. So we stayed home.
I decided to make Sweet Potato Chili in the Instant Pot and discovered that if you subsitute tomato puree for diced tomatoes, it burns on the bottom of the pot, and doesn’t pressurize. I finished cooking it on the stove, but by that point it was nearly 9:00pm, so we had cheese and crackers for Thanksgiving.
INSTA POT! IF ONLY!
We had out-of-town thanksgivings, so we're doing the whole turkey dinner thing next weekend. I've decided to be okay with this, as timing is just a construct of the human brain, or something like that.