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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Trump puts the "cough" in * cough * Blowjob! * cough *.

RumAddled's avatar

Guess he doesn't know how it ended up for Il Duce.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

♬ Don't cry for me oh 'MurrikkkaThe truth is I never left youThrough all my wild tweets, my dumb existenceI kept up lying, don't keep your distance. 🎶

mrpuma2u's avatar

Orange jaggoff is all manic from his steroid high. Can't wait to see what happens when he crashes. "Doc, you gotta give me that magic needle again!"

glennisw's avatar

Not only is he not immune, he 's still contagious.

H0mer0's avatar

of COURSE he feels 20 years younger on a few doses of dexamethasone. Good Homero would like to wish him well but pissed off Homero will remain subdued while she mulls over. They are going to have to decon the white house.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Look at this fuckin’ dollar store dictator over here.

mrpuma2u's avatar

He sucks so bad. F him so hard with votes, everyone.

LucindathePook's avatar

Man with a Golden Buttcheek

tehbaddr's avatar

The Great Gaping Goldfish wasn't fooling anybody!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I could of sworn I heard people chanting "jump jump jump"coming from the White House.

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

He may or may not have COVID, but he shows signs of congestive heart failure. The labored breathing & flushed skin suggest heart problems, IMHO.