The Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous

* What gets Rudy Giuliani to sleep at night? A little bit of Ambien and a whole lot of jerking off to his 9/11 scrapbook. [ LGF ]

* The "Sheehan-Reid-Obama-Clinton cult" is the really dangerous one, other cults just front. [ The Corner ]

* Justice Department under Clinton had a gulag for Republicans. [ Washington Prowler (last Item) ]

* Paul Wolfowitz for Mayor, of Baghdad. [ The Blotter ]

* Alaskan oil companies want Ted Stevens to have the biggest, baddest house on the block. [ TPM Muckraker ]

* A drawing by Barack Obama of some white people is apparently worth money. [ eBay ]