Embed from Getty Images Mass weddings! The Washington Times! Thinking that the Holocaust was simply the world's way of punishing Jewish people for having killed Jesus! Tax fraud! Brainwashing! These are the things we think about when we think about the Moonies, if we think about them at all these days. I don't know, they seemed like more of a thing when I was growing up, at least judging by the books of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists that my mom used to buy me all the time.
Good thing schools have that invisible force field thing going that can stop bullets in mid-air should one of those Oaf-queefers have a negligent discharge. I did Armory duty with no body armor for 5 years and we averaged 1 per year
Since we obviously can't regulate mental illness away, let's regulate guns instead
It's a Moonaphor
Good thing schools have that invisible force field thing going that can stop bullets in mid-air should one of those Oaf-queefers have a negligent discharge. I did Armory duty with no body armor for 5 years and we averaged 1 per year
Looks like the 2018 DSM Book might need an update
His stubby little hand sausages wouldn't fit in the trigger guard
Great. I'm hoping they'll just shoot their own junk off so that they don't reproduce further.
Appalaichian foreplay:
"hey Sis, have another beer"
I'm waiting on one of them to see something he doesn't approve of, like interracial dating, and decide to take a shot at them.
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me
Moonshine and peach cobbler in the General's Lounge
I'd like to see them Level Up to Cone Shells https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Someone named their son Ted Hose? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
And that allows for mixing of colored fibers https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
We have crossed the Event Horizon of Derp and are now in uncharted space
Well done, Robyn. Well done.
Long term use of speed and Propecia would do a lot to explain his psychotic flights of fancy.