272 Comments
User's avatar
Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Since we obviously can't regulate mental illness away, let's regulate guns instead

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Good thing schools have that invisible force field thing going that can stop bullets in mid-air should one of those Oaf-queefers have a negligent discharge. I did Armory duty with no body armor for 5 years and we averaged 1 per year

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Looks like the 2018 DSM Book might need an update

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

His stubby little hand sausages wouldn't fit in the trigger guard

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Great. I'm hoping they'll just shoot their own junk off so that they don't reproduce further.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Appalaichian foreplay:

"hey Sis, have another beer"

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I'm waiting on one of them to see something he doesn't approve of, like interracial dating, and decide to take a shot at them.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Moonshine and peach cobbler in the General's Lounge

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I'd like to see them Level Up to Cone Shells https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

And that allows for mixing of colored fibers https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

We have crossed the Event Horizon of Derp and are now in uncharted space

Zyxomma's avatar

Well done, Robyn. Well done.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Long term use of speed and Propecia would do a lot to explain his psychotic flights of fancy.