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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Since we obviously can't regulate mental illness away, let's regulate guns instead

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It's a Moonaphor

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Good thing schools have that invisible force field thing going that can stop bullets in mid-air should one of those Oaf-queefers have a negligent discharge. I did Armory duty with no body armor for 5 years and we averaged 1 per year

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Looks like the 2018 DSM Book might need an update

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His stubby little hand sausages wouldn't fit in the trigger guard

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Great. I'm hoping they'll just shoot their own junk off so that they don't reproduce further.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Appalaichian foreplay:

"hey Sis, have another beer"

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I'm waiting on one of them to see something he doesn't approve of, like interracial dating, and decide to take a shot at them.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me

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Moonshine and peach cobbler in the General's Lounge

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I'd like to see them Level Up to Cone Shells https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The Librarian's avatar

Someone named their son Ted Hose? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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And that allows for mixing of colored fibers https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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We have crossed the Event Horizon of Derp and are now in uncharted space

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Zyxomma's avatar

Well done, Robyn. Well done.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Long term use of speed and Propecia would do a lot to explain his psychotic flights of fancy.

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