The More You Know

On the eve of this great New Hampshire primary, a tipster wanted us all to be aware of the type of destruction an Obama presidency is set to wreak upon us all.

"If anyone out there has ever heard of Nosstradamus take the warning. For those who have not, start reading. This man's predictions have rung true over the centuries. He says a "dark man" will be President and this will be the beginning of an AntiChrist movement. He predicts a WW111 beginning in 2008 and ending in 2012. The earth will be devastated. Now I am not saying Barack in the antiChrist, but I am saying the time is not now for him. We must turn this around. He belongs to a church that only allows blacks. I read this on the internet in one of his bio's."

You've been warned, assholes. Obama may not be the Antichrist, but his ascendancy in the polls is one of the harbingers of the coming apocalypse. Thus, you should vote for someone else to stave off the end of the world! It's just a shot in the dark here, but we're thinking our tipster also endorses a certain somebody .