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You know that we are fans of Eva Green's boobs, even if they can't always save a movie. That said, there's no downside to Eva Green's boobs in your movie or movie poster. Not so fast, says the MPAA, which is banning the Eva Green poster for Frank Miller's upcoming Sin City sequel, probably because they hate freedom. And boobs.
The Motion Picture Association Of America Wants To Stop You From Seeing Eva Green's Boobs
I think I can safely speak for all men with a pulse: Eva Green leaves me weak at the knees.
So sorry. Everyone, so long as s/he possesses a pulse, is welcome to become knee-weakened by the Divine Vesper.