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Mueller closed up his shop without interviewing anyone who was part of the Trump Tower Treason Meeting. It’s hard to prove Russian collusion when you don’t even look at the most obvious and blatant example of collusion and decide that the guy in the middle of it was just too fucking stupid to commit crime.

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Also too, Crimers destroying evidence, and, most likely, pleading the fifth.

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I'm guessing the two downvoters thought HPT was serious.

Snark tags, HPT, snark tags.

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The report is extremely straightforward about how obvious it is what has happened. He lined up all the dominos ready for Congress to impeach. Then no one knocked them down.

He needed to be out there publicly prosecuting the case anywhere they would let him as soon as the report was complete. He didn’t come to play politics, and I get that, but he needed to shove the politics aside to make room for the truth and he didn’t do that. No one in Washington read that report, I guarantee it, but Mueller let it stand on its own merits- which amounted to letting people tell lies about it without coming back at them with the truth.

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This is Wonkette. If its obviously snark, its snark. If you think it might be snark, its snark. If you are sure its not snark, read it again because its snark.

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There is an easy to chant phrase that comes to mind: "Ensure the guilty party is incarcerated for the appropriate period! Ensure the guilty party is incarcerated for the appropriate period!"

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Ivan'ka's time in the gulags. May her mukluks leak and her leaker freeze off during her chain gang duties.

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It may be years before we reach the bottom. GOP Senators and Reps must be soooo proud.

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I'm frustrated too. Have a good Tuesday!

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I think one of them was me by accident.

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Just a couple of votes in each district.

Just enough to guarantee the win without setting off alarms.

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I think about this almost every day. My theory is that Mueller is from a different generation where people actually cared about facts and would do the honorable thing.

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As they should.

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All Caesars are classical.

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It’s to get them to vote.

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