New York Times reporter Brooks Barnes heard some ladies in their 50s -- who, he would like you to know, have had plastic surgery-- being terrible. We mean, obviously they are terrible. They are women. In their 50s. And they have had "work." Also, they are the first people in the history of the world to complain that Christmas shopping can be a bit of a chore, so they are clearly entitled pieces of shit who are hateful and should die. Anyhoo, after these dumb bitches stopped bitching about their bitch life of bitch shopping, they noted that Rupert Murdoch, that dashing fox, was
Yes, nothing says "successful, long term relationship" than one built on objectifying each other.
Viagra is always looking for new spokespersons.
<i>&quot;I almost choked on a cocktail peanut.&quot;</i>
Not to brag, but she&#039;ll have to do better than that to get my interest.
&ldquo;Back on the market&rdquo; makes him sound like a piece of meat or in his case, beef jerky.
Careful ladies, I hear his prenuptial contracts involve leaches, goat sacrifices and some guy with a tail.
The key is to pit Murdoch and Trump against one another and take the one that survives.
Murdoch has a big pile of boobs over at Fox. So ... win?
Rupert is not &quot;on the market.&quot; He&#039;s dating Joe Lieberman.
WIzened member? I got nothing.
No, seriously, I got nothing. Minus 4 degrees Fahrenheit up here in God&#039;s little icebox when I woke up.