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Painter of Goats's avatar

Yes, nothing says "successful, long term relationship" than one built on objectifying each other.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Viagra is always looking for new spokespersons.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"I almost choked on a cocktail peanut."</i>

Not to brag, but she'll have to do better than that to get my interest.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“Back on the market” makes him sound like a piece of meat or in his case, beef jerky.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Careful ladies, I hear his prenuptial contracts involve leaches, goat sacrifices and some guy with a tail.

chascates's avatar

The key is to pit Murdoch and Trump against one another and take the one that survives.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Murdoch has a big pile of boobs over at Fox. So ... win?

diogenez's avatar

Rupert is not "on the market." He's dating Joe Lieberman.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

WIzened member? I got nothing.

No, seriously, I got nothing. Minus 4 degrees Fahrenheit up here in God's little icebox when I woke up.