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Why not a bit of both?

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Hoof'nt you herd??

(stampedes self to exit)

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That pic of Collins makes it look like he just vacuumed up some Bolivian Marching Powder.

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Hey now!

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Don't sell me short here....

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Hey, I *like* corn nuts.

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Even if you're horny?

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No soup for you!!

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Hahahahaha, yeah, I'm sure there's just a complete dearth of privileged, white, jackhole racists in America. The panhandle probably has enough "fine people" to keep this administration partially staffed with douchenozzles for years to come... heavens forfend

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You apologize right now to greasy-meat odor, damnit!

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At least the morale at the Justice Department and the morale at the State Department have some Intelligence Community morale to keep them company in the catacombs below Washington, D.C.

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YOU CANNOT SAY WORSHIP WORD! https://media3.giphy.com/me...

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Fun fact: Doug Collins first gained national prominence leading the fight against Rainbow Land.

https://youtu.be/hM9uFaGGVw...

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I'll bet that when Chuck "Hair Model" Todd next get Collins on whatever Sunday Show he hosts he's really gonna give him the bidness.

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But who can forget his immortal words during the Congressional impeachment hearings?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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