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Good - I am not losing my mind.

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<i>Debby Dues, Dallas!</i>

Pay them, FFS.

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Amen and a case of IC.

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They need to bring back those two lesbian cheerleaders of the Tennessee franchise who were busted for getting it on inside a bar bathroom. I'd gladly pay $20 to see that on pay-per-view.

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Think of the Teamsters.

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<a href="http:\/\/i.cdn.turner.com\/si\/multimedia\/photo_gallery\/1005\/cheerleader.1960s\/images\/001362688Final.jpg" target="_blank">This</a> help?

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At $5.00 an hour, they would have to work at least two hours for one NFL beer.

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The Großdeutsche <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reichstag_\(Nazi_Germany\)" target="_blank">Reichstag</a>

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And with his new raise, Jamie Dimon can afford 14,800 cheerleaders!

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Gives new meaning to "exposure dollars".

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You are the luckiest girls in the world. You are seen by millions of people every week. Paying you would be an insult. You should be thanking us for keeping you around. Pick up your pom poms and get to work.

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I think I had something really clever and witty to say, but then I read "bringing the wrong pom-poms to rehearsals" and I thought it said "porn-porns", and I got distracted.

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