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Incoming Ham's avatar

Good - I am not losing my mind.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Debby Dues, Dallas!</i>

Pay them, FFS.

chascates's avatar

They need to bring back those two lesbian cheerleaders of the Tennessee franchise who were busted for getting it on inside a bar bathroom. I'd gladly pay $20 to see that on pay-per-view.

chascates's avatar

Think of the Teamsters.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i.cdn.turner.com\/si\/multimedia\/photo_gallery\/1005\/cheerleader.1960s\/images\/001362688Final.jpg" target="_blank">This</a> help?

schmannity's avatar

At $5.00 an hour, they would have to work at least two hours for one NFL beer.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The Großdeutsche <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reichstag_\(Nazi_Germany\)" target="_blank">Reichstag</a>

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

And with his new raise, Jamie Dimon can afford 14,800 cheerleaders!

bobbert's avatar

Gives new meaning to "exposure dollars".

Incoming Ham's avatar

You are the luckiest girls in the world. You are seen by millions of people every week. Paying you would be an insult. You should be thanking us for keeping you around. Pick up your pom poms and get to work.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I think I had something really clever and witty to say, but then I read "bringing the wrong pom-poms to rehearsals" and I thought it said "porn-porns", and I got distracted.