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Rested, tanned, speaking with an odd accent?

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I can comment without waiting for Newt just by glancing at the Drudge hedes: <b>DID PRESIDENT PAY LESS THAN HIS SECRETARY? OBAMAS PAY 20.5% TAX RATE ON $789,674 INCOME... Could Have Paid $103,067 More In Taxes Without Bush Tax Cuts, Credits... Kids get $48,000 -- tax free! CAMPAIGN WANTS ROMNEY TAXES BACK TO '70s... BIDENS DONATE LESS THAN 1.5% OF INCOME TO CHARITY... VEEP PAYS 23.2% RATE -- ON $379,035 INCOME...</b>

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The conversion is very subjective. The penis that is to receive the blowjob factors into the formula for changing dollars into the whore-diamond currency.

The exchange rates are all fucked up, because a <i>Pig Newtween</i> is very different from a <i>Barackock.</i>

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I'll have no comment on this until I hear Newt Gingrich's take.

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