The Official Neocon Stance On 'Soccer,' The Children's Game
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So you hate America? Then you must love soccer! Soccer, or "foot-ball" in Latin, is a game Americans force their children to play (badly) for a few years before they graduate to "real sports," such as driving to Checkers in Ford F-350s while drinking a Big Gulp of chocolate sauce. Still, not that many people noticed the other day when the "meh" United States men's soccer team defeated #1-in-the-world, 35-games-unbeaten Spain, 2-0, in a fake tournament in South Africa, where every attendee in every stadium blows
The Official Neocon Stance On 'Soccer,' The Children's Game
The Official Neocon Stance On 'Soccer,' The…
The Official Neocon Stance On 'Soccer,' The Children's Game
So you hate America? Then you must love soccer! Soccer, or "foot-ball" in Latin, is a game Americans force their children to play (badly) for a few years before they graduate to "real sports," such as driving to Checkers in Ford F-350s while drinking a Big Gulp of chocolate sauce. Still, not that many people noticed the other day when the "meh" United States men's soccer team defeated #1-in-the-world, 35-games-unbeaten Spain, 2-0, in a fake tournament in South Africa, where every attendee in every stadium blows