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According to Google Maps, there is not one, but TWO crematories across from Four Seasons Total Landscaping: the five star rated "philadelphia crematories" [sic] and the 4.9 star Delaware Valley Cremation Center. They should be getting in on the name recognition action too!

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Good chance yes, but I too don't know PA law.

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There’s an actual Hilton grocery store nearby. 😣

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I read your comment way too fast. At first, I thought when you wrote, "he is a sex offender against children, and a pathological attention seeker" that you were talking about Giuliani.

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The guy with the white beard behind Rudy Giuliani, whom Rudy calls "Bernie" appears to be Bernie Kerik - former Commissioner of the NYC Department of Correction and NYC Police Commissioner. Rudy had the Metropolitan Corrections Center renamed after Kerik. Then Kerik got convicted on eight felony counts and they had to take his name off the prison, because it's not a good look when the guy after whom the prison is named ends up being an inmate in the same prison. Trump gave Kerik a pardon, of course.

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That's my opinion too. Didn't want to pay for anything, but the Four Seasons hotel wasn't interested in the exposure value. Then the Four Seasons Landscaping probably said "Are you nuts?", so that left Four Seasons Total Landscaping for Rudy's landscaping, butt plugs and cremation needs.

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From the little I’ve seen, I don’t see any red flags.

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Patton Oswalt's tweet was the absolute best:"This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA"

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It started on a golden escalator. It ended behind a warehouse between a crematorium and a dildo store.

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Only seventy or so more days in this absolute shit show.

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"Hello, Four Seasons Hotel, how may we help you ?"A reservation for today? Our Grand Terrace Ballroom? Lemme check........you're in luck !It is available until 3:00 pm today !We just need a credit card to hold it for you. No, we don't bill new customers, I'm sorry.Yes, please go on. I'm sorry sir, that card was declined.Ok, go ahead. Sorry sir, that card was also declined.I'm sorry......sir ! Such language! Yes I know what I'm doing!Another way? Well, sir, you could bring cash at the time of the .........Hello ? Hello ?"

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That is good!

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Adobe Dildoshop is the graphic design tool we need in these trying times.

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Doctor Demon Sperm held a press conference on the steps of the Supreme Court. Just sayin' is all…

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