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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Baby goats?

𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 ... ?!

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Love baby goats with the waggy tails!

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Cute goat.

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Michael's avatar

🎶,,,two goats a-bouncing and a partridge in a pear tree 🎶

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I was gonna say, those are some hairy dik diks, but I guess babby goats works too.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Just gonna park here and wait for the hilarious replies to come rolling in.

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Menotsure's avatar

When it comes to joyous bouncing

They know their role by rote

They enter proudly flouncing

Each knows he is the g.o.a.t.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Gambolling goats! Genie Martini comes through again. Morning delight! ❣️

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Babby goats! I wish I had your energy this morning.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I saw a baby one of those in a store in NC. The owner brought it along to work because it was like pet, she said (they, she had several on her farm) came in the house and slept on the sofa. So cute!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Yah, we baaa-d.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I watched a really cool video yesterday of people in Montana using goats to control the insane amounts of invasive plants there.

I might be moving to Montana soon. /zappa

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Baby goats and pigmy ponies!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Just so long as they stay away from the dental floss!

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Michael's avatar

And avoid becoming tycoons!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Kinetic babby goots!

A remedy for what ails you. Those magnificent creatures could give "In the moment" clinics

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Moar jammies!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Cavorting Babby Stomping Head Butters!

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memzilla's avatar

That gif! I felt like writing a poem in ilambic pentameter! Ha... just kidding.

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littlerice vice's avatar

How about some DOGGEREL? Or are you gettin all HUGHFALUTIN on us?

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The Wanderer's avatar

(keeps his banhammerable thoughts to himself)

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Mark Linimon's avatar

If I were a Texas school administrator, I would post copies of the Ten Commandments cut halfway down the middle from top to bottom. I'm equally in compliance with both rulings!

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JenTheFriend's avatar

So, Charlotte's spider babies leave their home to settle somewhere else... like immigrants.

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kmblue187's avatar

Maybe he should have chosen "Alice in Wonderland" and got shrunk.

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Thomas B.'s avatar

Nurses causing good trouble ❤️.

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underwriter505's avatar

May I put in a word for Pollyanna? She was not the rose=colored-glasses type who always thought everything was wonderful. On the contrary, she always knew exactly how bad things were. But her way of coping was to find something, even of it was very small, that wasn't awful - that she could be glad about, and used that knowledge to calm herself enough to deal with the awfulness rationally. It's not a bad way to live. (I assume the people who continually mischaracterize her have never read the book - any of the books, although it's the first which explains the technique most clearly.)

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tegrat's avatar

NK and Ursula are two of my favorites also too!

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

WHICH John Williams theme?

(I think it's Jaws.)

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PRW's avatar

One does not simply 'walk away' from Omelas!

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Shallow state's avatar

The media is again displaying its wide-eyed credulousness in straightforwardly portraying Trump - he of "quiet piggy" - as "overlooking" Mohammed Bin Salman's role in the murder and dismemberment of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Much more plausible is that Trump views that as a feature, not a bug.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵 ...

𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ...

𝘈𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 ...

𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺—𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥—𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦 ...

𝘕𝘰, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘛𝘏𝘖𝘙𝘕𝘛𝘖𝘕.

𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘛𝘏𝘖𝘙𝘕𝘛𝘖𝘕; 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘋𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘴.

𝘛𝘏𝘖𝘙𝘕𝘛𝘖𝘕, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴; 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘸𝘴; 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨, 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳-𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘛𝘏, 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘌, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘈𝘕 𝘞𝘈𝘠.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Seeing Dok writing tabs this morning felt momentous. Maybe it’s a regular thing and I just haven’t noticed, but I saw that and thought, maybe this really is the end of the beginning…

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Nah, Yr Editrix simply had things what needed done.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

We’re all wound a little tightly these days. I can’t say I’m not disappointed, but I’ll dial it down.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I can haz pygmy goat nao?

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Sko Hayes's avatar

I'd just like to note that Rollins must not know how many people die in the US every single day- about 9000. That's 270,000 people a month.

Which is why most states require SNAP recipients to update their income, address and phone number every 6 months.

But no, she wants everyone to start from scratch, and reapply and hopefully make the process difficult enough that less people will apply.

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cynmac's avatar

I must be pedantic and state that fewer people will apply. FIFY.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

There's nothing wrong with being pedantic.😆

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Since the current political theme seems to be pedophilia, here's another feather in trump's MAGA cap. A trump-pardoned J6 Rioter (seditionist) named Andrew Paul Johnson has been arrested for child sexual abuse. The abused live with Johnson's former woman friend. He was taken into custody in Tennessee and extradited to Florida where "he faces charges of lewd and lascivious child molestation of a child under 12, lewd and lascivious child molestation of a child between 12 and 16, as well as lewd and lascivious exhibition, and transmission of material harmful to a minor."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/19/january-6-rioter-arrested-child-sexual-abuse-crimes

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Pardon incoming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Reluctant upfist. WYKYK.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

SuperThornton is best Thornton.

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