In the filing The Onion declared itself “the world’s leading news publication,” with a “daily readership of 4.3 trillion” that has “grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history."
I didn't check it out, but all that sounds right to me.
My wife works as a paralegal at a large law firm in a big city. I've seen any number of briefs she's worked on and none of them had a patch on the Onion's for sheer readability and gut busting funny stuff. It's a piece of art.
There's an area of Calgary called Rocky Ridge (a subdivision) and every goddamn street has "Rocky Ridge" in its name: RR Place, RR Mews, RR Close, RR Avenue, RR Lane. It's like a freaking Kafka-esque actual nightmare of beige one-car garage-filled cul-de-sacs.
I just read the brief in its entirety, and it's the perfect blend of absurdity and scholarship that I have not seen since the Doug Kenney years of the National Lampoon.What I mean is, it's really, really good.
Fox may be satire. It definitely proves there's alotta people out there who don't know bullshit when they are fed it.
Superman.
Well sure - there's the fun bits.
In the filing The Onion declared itself “the world’s leading news publication,” with a “daily readership of 4.3 trillion” that has “grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history."
I didn't check it out, but all that sounds right to me.
My wife works as a paralegal at a large law firm in a big city. I've seen any number of briefs she's worked on and none of them had a patch on the Onion's for sheer readability and gut busting funny stuff. It's a piece of art.
And I'm not a lawyer!
There's an area of Calgary called Rocky Ridge (a subdivision) and every goddamn street has "Rocky Ridge" in its name: RR Place, RR Mews, RR Close, RR Avenue, RR Lane. It's like a freaking Kafka-esque actual nightmare of beige one-car garage-filled cul-de-sacs.
What a nightmare!
I like Turtles! (Canadian TV commercial, circa 1980)https://youtu.be/X4IyoI77j1Q
Say, you know who else banned jokes about him and his political party?
Tuber, or not tuber....
I don't carrot all.
Who knew that truth and justice were extreme?
Dog, I hate this guy. Why is he still here?
I just read the brief in its entirety, and it's the perfect blend of absurdity and scholarship that I have not seen since the Doug Kenney years of the National Lampoon.What I mean is, it's really, really good.
What does this mean?