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I suppose it would be okay as lube, but wouldn't all the bacteria leave the area prime for infection? Uggh.

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The question remains. What attractive, somewhat intelligent woman would allow that thing's dick inside her?

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"When your enemy is making a mistake, it is rude to interrupt them."

Various people have been attributed to this quote. No matter who said it, it's still a good piece of advice.

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That is a face that only a mother could love.

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"Come back with your shields, or on them", as Spartan moms used to say--it's starting to look like that's gonna be "on them"

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You know what my favorite part of the Jason Miller Oral Diarrhea was? The part where he says "After he gets out, we're going to talk about how to beat it".

Because in the month of October in the Year of Our Lord 2020 AD, with over 200k dead,

THERE

IS

STILL

NO

FUCKING

PLAN

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OMFG, HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS STUPID.

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My husband RAILS against this Jason Miller person. Every time he sees his face on CNN he just starts going on and on loudly and ad nauseum about what a douche he is. But, he won't change the channel. I, however, trip all over myself lunging for the remote to change it from CNN each time I see either Jason Miller or Rick Santorum. I had to give hubs a lecture about "feeding the monster". Just turn the crap off.

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human impersonation of Axe body spray

OUCH

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Low self esteem is a hell of a drug

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I hate this: " We also believe in some element of individual choice, people were distanced and they had been tested."

YOU ARE MAKING A CHOICE FOR ME, FUCKWAD. Put on a fucking mask, or get kicked in the nards ... that's MY choice.

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Restated: "Mark Meadows is now sadly aware of his ugly dilemma: being unable to get out in time to save his career/reputation/marketability, while also knowing that Cheeto is coming for him." There is no escape.

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That is a beautiful description.

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yeah, yeah, i'm sure. and you would never complain when you catch the virus, not even once.

get a hobby.

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They are never, ever going to stop with this bullshit, because it's conservative PC speak for white privilege. White people do what they want, black people do what they're told.

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Typical poorly behaved children.

moderator: please follow the ruleschild: UNFAIR!

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